Short Bill Clinton Poems

Higgledy-piggledy
Newt Gingrich
So loved his country
He betrayed his wife.
Whilst berating Bill Clinton
Incontrovertibly.
His run for presidency
Now full of strife....

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William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!


05~29~15...

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Never hid in Jefferson Airplane
Never beat his wife
Never wept on the floor of jail
Never drank his life away
Never ranted on soldiers grave
Never changed his name
Never came back from the dead...

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From President Bill Clinton
With his balancing of the budget
Monica Lewinsky in chiffon
Both doing what they’ll regret

Entrant into Gwendolen Rix's "Chastushka Form-Russian Poetry" contest

2/8/2012...

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Bill Clinton has won two ~ Oooh

 George W bush won two too ~ Who

 Barack Obama won two too ~ Yahoo      
                               
 $Donald Trump$ won one too many ~ Boohoo                           

  
 By 
 David Kavanagh...

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An intern removes her blue dress
It's splattered and stained it’s a mess
Bill Clinton denied
She’d been at his side
Years later he’s forced to confess

Blue dress contest
Sponsored by Anthony Slausin 

12/29/19...

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Bill Clinton still wistfully rants
That tarts hustled into his pants.
But with Hillary’s loss
She’s on guard as his boss,
Denying Bill’s floozies the chance.



September 14, 2017
Name Dropper Limerick Poetry Contest
Kevin Shaw, Sponsor...

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A voodoo witch I bought it from,
A voodoo doll of Bill Clinton,
I stuck it with a great big pin,
But all Bill did was,grin,grin,grin,
That witch just might've been a con.


authors note: only a poem and I am a fan of Bill Clinton.-
I chose him because he's a big enough man to take a joke...

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 Ex-President Bill Clinton
Didn't make the same mistake as Nixon
He chose a female intern date
Which ended up to be a zippergate  

Personally I like Bill And think that he is an intelligent man
who made a terrible mistake that effected and probably affected many lives...

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since i been on mudda earth,the lurid left felt me a jerk.but never been,next to 
him,bill clinton,than when,he said,and i quote,the show,the hurricane 
katrina,thats a bling arena,a minority show off,learn to use the rope.so i dope 
along,miking my song and wonging,deling,wronging.swimming lessons 
included....

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Bill Clinton, president
was seldom hesitant,
'It's not adultery,' he said,
'if somebody is "giving you head."'

Monica Lewinsky and dress
are famous for a yucky mess;
when DNA proved Clinton a liar,
he wished he'd shot a little higher...

for Carolyn's Clerihew contest



Will catch up on comments later, guys...

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Batman had Robin,
Abbott had his Lou,
Harvey had his rabbit,
Just as I have you

Like milk and cookies
Naturals together since times of yore
And our President Bill Clinton
Had his friend Al Gore

Like Peace and War
Tolstoy's famous book
And magazines so alike
Like "Life" had it's "Look"

I walk in nirvana
Unsure if this is true
And you can count on
A love forever for you...

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Bill Clinton called me stupid so I called him fat.
He took a swing at me and I didn't take that.
Now Clinton is living in a whole lot of grief.
He has to gum his food because I knocked out most of his teeth.
When I hit him a second time, he fell in a manhole and got stuck.
People came by and started peeing on him, he was out of luck.
I guess I made an enemy instead of a friend.
Clinton swore never to mess with me again.

(This is a fictional poem.)...

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I have no need for hugs-
Trees should just be firewood-
I think I'll wear yellow today-
History is only in the past-
Anarchists will surely prosper-
I'm giving up poetry forever-
I'm sorry I loved you so dearly-
I solely stand for the ICP-
What's death? It's nothing!-
My feet are the prettiest in the world-
I've never been loved-
I'm happiest when I'm alone-
Viva Bill Clinton!-
I have no reason for being here-
Notice something wrong? You should!
These are things I'd never say....

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