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'that' Blue Dress

An intern removes her blue dress
It's splattered and stained it’s a mess
Bill Clinton denied
She’d been at his side
Years later he’s forced to confess

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12/29/19

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Pat Adams

January 6, 2020 at 3:37 PM

Karma comes back on ya! For me it's almost always immediately! Took longer for him, then just when he thinks it has blown over, some lady writes a poem about it!!......80)

Jan Allison

January 6, 2020 at 3:47 PM

ha ha ha at blown over I love your word choice there Pat - I think that blue dress is still going to haunt him for many years to come and yes karma does have a way of coming back when you least expect it:-) hugs Jan xx

Janet Grace

January 6, 2020 at 7:10 AM

Too, too funny and even though it happened, a lie about sex doesn't compare to lies pouring forth every hour of every day from you know who. Not getting political here, just stating the truth.

Jan Allison

January 6, 2020 at 3:46 PM

Thanks Janet:-) glad you found the poem amusing, not sure what the sponsor will think but it was all I could think of when I saw the blue dress theme:-) hugs Jan xx

Pandita Sietesantos

January 3, 2020 at 7:37 AM

Love it - so witty and "hillaryous!"

Jan Allison

January 3, 2020 at 7:39 AM

Thanks Pandita! So lovely to see you again, Happy New Year:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

January 1, 2020 at 5:45 PM

Oh, my! That blue dress! Wow! I have no words.

Jan Allison

January 1, 2020 at 6:02 PM

ha ha ha Caren I didn't intend to enter the contest with the poem but Nina's comment persuaded me to give it a go - i expect and n/a though lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

December 31, 2019 at 1:31 PM

I'm with Kim...oh, that blue dress.! :) Nice one Jan.

Jan Allison

December 31, 2019 at 6:41 PM

lol Chris, happy new year:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

December 31, 2019 at 8:14 AM

LOL...that blue dress! Ooieee...

Jan Allison

December 31, 2019 at 1:27 PM

lol It was the best I could come up with and now after Nina's comment I've put it in the contest:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

December 30, 2019 at 5:20 PM

I didn't know about the blue dress, but always wondered about the fuss. What male wouldn't want Monica's cheerful lips wrapped around their meat? What Clinton apparently did not learn in Oxford is that oral sex is still sex! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison

December 31, 2019 at 5:31 AM

Lol but from the evidence on the dress her mouth wasn't big enough or he was too big lol:-) hugs jan xx

Curtis Moorman

December 30, 2019 at 11:16 AM

Slick Willie lied to the public About the blue dress and more But Hillary herself ain't far behind She's rotten to the core Her lies are worse since lives were lost I think she should be in jail But she will have to pay the cost When she dies and goes to hell

Kim Rodrigues

December 31, 2019 at 8:15 AM

Never thought about the fact that the two of them lied to each other.

Jan Allison

December 30, 2019 at 12:15 PM

They seem to be like 2 peas in a pod - and proof you can't trust politicians especially when they lie to eachother:-( hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

December 30, 2019 at 8:31 AM

Lol! Jan, Sooner are later what's done in the dark will eventually come to the light! Good limerick my friend:-) Alexis

Jan Allison

December 30, 2019 at 9:14 AM

ha ha ha love that comment - Sadly this blue dress jumped out of the closet to haunt him!:-) hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi

December 30, 2019 at 4:08 AM

LOL... Monica Lewinsky... I remember her... Please keep writing Jan.

Jan Allison

December 30, 2019 at 7:40 AM

how can we forget his lies despite the incriminating evidence lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

December 29, 2019 at 8:47 PM

Ho, ho! Bingo, Jan! Love to see Slick Willy (Clinton) with sperm white on his lying face! LOL. Go, Jan: :) gw

Jan Allison

December 29, 2019 at 11:34 PM

ha ha ha love that comment GW - of course we know 'he didn't have sexual relations with 'that' woman he says lying through his teeth - no wonder we can't believe a word these politicians tell us! hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

December 29, 2019 at 6:24 PM

Haha, who can ever forget that, it amazes me how these men have no recollection of events even though the evidence is staring them in the face. I wonder if Andrew will suddenly remember lol. Tom

Jan Allison

December 29, 2019 at 6:30 PM

Oh dear yes poor prince Andrew of course we all believe the pic was doctored and his hand had been superimposed round her waist - and he was taking his kids out for pizza that day - gee i can;t remember what i did yesterday let alone have vivid memories of something that happened many years ago lol. One thing for certain things in the past have come back to haunt them:-( hugs Jan xx