I Kicked Bill Clinton's Ass

Bill Clinton called me stupid so I called him fat. He took a swing at me and I didn't take that. Now Clinton is living in a whole lot of grief. He has to gum his food because I knocked out most of his teeth. When I hit him a second time, he fell in a manhole and got stuck. People came by and started peeing on him, he was out of luck. I guess I made an enemy instead of a friend. Clinton swore never to mess with me again. (This is a fictional poem.)