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Clinton and Lewinsky - bawdy

Bill Clinton, president
was seldom hesitant,
'It's not adultery,' he said,
'if somebody is "giving you head."'

Monica Lewinsky and dress
are famous for a yucky mess;
when DNA proved Clinton a liar,
he wished he'd shot a little higher...

for Carolyn's Clerihew contest

Will catch up on comments later, guys

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Date: 2/4/2019 3:47:00 PM
KUDOS, Jack! Enjoyed your poem greatly, Thank you so very much. Someone in comments said it happened before. I know it was not in the Oval Office and those bawdy times are well under wraps. And not with the Shameless King of Sleaze, Clinton. Panagiota
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Date: 2/4/2019 1:49:00 PM
Hello Jack Horne, thes are true words written here. have a nice day my friend.
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Date: 1/19/2019 9:24:00 AM
So so bawdy Jack lol many congratulations on your win :-) hugs Jan
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Date: 1/18/2019 5:59:00 AM
Congrats on your winning work. Way to go. Sara
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Date: 1/17/2019 6:58:00 PM
hahaha, For naughty, this is the NUMBER ONE. Congrats. I love this, Jack.
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Date: 1/17/2019 5:08:00 PM
This is definitely one of the best entries, Jack. Shows how Clerihews should be written. Thank you for the laugh. Congratulations on your merited win. Regards // paul
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Date: 1/17/2019 8:47:00 AM
Jack what a laugh you gave me. brilliant...Seren
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Date: 1/16/2019 9:54:00 PM
Well done! Congrats!
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Date: 1/16/2019 6:59:00 PM
LMAO...Love it, Jack! Congratulations on your win...Charlie
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Date: 1/16/2019 6:13:00 PM
Yes indeed this was a bawdy thing to happen in our Whitehouse. Not that such things didn't happen before there, I understand. Congratulations. Joyce
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Date: 1/16/2019 3:00:00 PM
OMG, this really made me laugh Jack...naughty and all! So cleverly worded! Congratulations on your second placement! : ) xxoo
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Date: 1/16/2019 2:21:00 PM
Jack, this is absolutely hilarious. Incredibly funny and 'spot'-on! Congrats on your win in the contest. Best wishes, Gershon
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Date: 1/16/2019 2:00:00 PM
You're at your bawdy best here, Jack, displaying the type of humor we usually see in limericks. Very creative! Congratulations on your second-place win! Best wishes, Carolyn
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Date: 1/14/2019 1:26:00 PM
OMG I predict a winner absolutely hilarious Jack, I toyed with writing about this pair but thought it may be too risque, yours is much better than I could have come up with, into my faves for when I need a real belly laugh!:-) hugs Jan xx
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