Short Beater Poems

muffler
muscle car
wife beater shirt
my dad in the sixties
muffler...

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As the might-have-beens get smaller
And the what-the-hecks get taller
Life gets sweeter.
What a beater,
Death looms, but ya wanna stall'er...

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Peter, Peter
    pumpkin eater
tried to lick the
    blender beater.
Why he did it,
    I can’t tell, for
he’s not speaking
    very well....

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Behind the scenes
Always wanting to win
Scoring
Kangaroo hops
Exciting buzzer beater
Tough sport
Basic dribbling
Always exciting
Last chance to win
Losing streaks....

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ten reps of ten,
here I go again.
Today I work on my biceps,
triceps,
I feel great.

Ten reps of ten,
sweat soaking my beater.
Nobody to lend a hand,
all this weight, 
I can,
do my ten reps of ten..

Jared Pickett	
10/3/09	
Asavvy1...

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“Where is your egg cozy?”  She asked me.
Recliner? Couch? Bed? Pillow? Fluffy blanket?
I did not really know.
“Maybe in the egg carton in the refrigerator?” I guessed.
I knew below an egg beater 
or 
dropped onto a floor 
were certainly wrong answers.
She laughed....

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The inchworm's in no hurry
        his vision's perhaps blurry

     A journey of five meters
        in ten hours, a world-beater
 
     I'd like to go on record
        to report they don't feel hectored

     But per a reliable source
        they envy snails, of course...

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Moisture solidified.
Tiny crystals have coated
twigs, bushes and fences.
Even my old beater
looks different, dignified.
A metamorphosis.
Grey obscurity has been turned
into a silver plated kingdom.
A wonderful but short-lived spectacle.
Soon it’ll vanish, but ‘till then 
it all seems so magical.
Again.
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Love is not fair
Farewell to love bring doom day
Self love is selfish
Selfless love bring doom day
Love is giving yet giving is not love...
Poverty destroy true love yet time can redeem the lost love..
Love is wealth yet wealth is not love....
love is care
love generate hate in the absence of care

#Just_thinking_what_is_true_love...

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Didn't purchase new wheels 'til age thirty-four
  Down payment all of $1,500 bucks, no more
My son, ten years younger, just purchased his
  Kid put down almost ten times more...

Times sure aren't what they used to be
  New cars cost more than a house in Old Guinea
Bought my very first beater for 50 bucks in '72
  Helped me keep the trunk loaded up with brew...

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Expanding

Passionate

Knotted

Gyrating

Spasming

Whisk

Egg Beater

Chocolate

Hot

Sweaty

Breathless

Noisy

Blurry

Purring

Screaming

Creamy

Multiple

Moist

Wet

White

Sticky

Licky 

Happy

Smiley

Dreamy

Funny

Sleepy

Treats

Come

Cookies ready

Time to Eat

Satisfied

Jod well done

Guilty Pleasure 101...

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A circle of souls
Likeminded ladies
Invisible rules
Disqualify me

I’m somewhere in space
Floating alone
Holding a steady pace
Look how I’ve grown

I didn’t need her
Nope,  not her either
The pot, they stir
I’m an obstacle beater

It doesn’t matter
At the end of the day
They’re getting fatter
At lunch and lattes 

I hustle on
They chit chat
Soon I’ll be gone
No looking back...

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A world beater
A silence eater
You float
Across the sky
High
On the happiness
Left trailing
Behind
Combined
With the efforts
Of others;
Mothers
Fathers
Brought
Freedom
From
The chains
The pains
Of humanity
And cast
A new
Sunlight
Shone
Bright
Upon
Their lives
Cast aside
The misery
Of their existence
And brought
Contentment
Happiness
Calm
Brought
Salvation
A balm
To their souls...

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learn to cut life piece by piece 
don't swallow it  ,
it chokes
a tailor told me
in piece by piece
she made it a beautiful dress
the mason said
from piece by piece
he built the edifice
the panel beater chopped!
from piece by piece
he shackled it
so the farmer said
from seed by piece
he harvested it
though from 
an acre.. 
life is such a bunch
peel it in style

By Gideon Idudje

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I treated you well, so it’s stumped me
A fat little white dude has dumped me!
For revenge I might bake
Your insides in a cake.
Better run for your life, Humpty Dumpty!

No sunny side up for you, Guy!
Forget about cake; you shall fry.
Your whites and your yolk
I will scramble. No joke!
Tonight, Rotten Egg, you shall die.


An oldie for Brian Strand's the 'ALL YOURS (MAY 20)' Poetry Contest...

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A man raises his hand... He Smacks his wife.... 
She cries.. What did I do.... Is this part of life....
Kids walk in... daddy is drunk... where is my mama? 
she's in the trunk... Beating and bloody.....almost dead... 
why did this happen. Something she said!
Mommy was leaving.. Daddy got mad...Now she's gone and were both sad
Daddy took her life... The bottle took his..
Know who's gonna love me and Lil sis

Ghetto Child...

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Where does one find True Extinction
Long gone into sad extinction?

Know I some doubly soiled magistrates
Clean for their mansions with balustrades,
A wife-beater philanthropist
Who would not pay for bandaged wrist,
A lauded sharp shooter commando
Who fired and missed stalked Fernando 
And doctor who called colleague 'Dummy'
But swab forgot in patient's tummy...
And it's second missionary journey
Prompting a bribing of Attorney....

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I bought a pair of yoga pants 
Without the slightest urge
To practice yoga, but it wasn’t 
Too much of a splurge.

Reminds me of some other clothes
Designed for active wear.
My ski coat’s never seen the slopes
And I don’t really care.

I walk around in running shoes
And in my baseball cap,
I’ve never hit a long ball
Into any outfield gap.

I even owned some cowboy boots
But never rode a horse
And my husband wouldn’t dare to wear
A “wife beater,” of course!...

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Let me tell you all about my friend Rita
She fell in love with a guy named Peter
He made his living as a panel beater
To Rita there wasn't a guy any sweeter 

So Rita and Peter went into town one day
Happened to meet Sue along the way 
Both of them asked if she was okay 
Fair to middling is what she did say 

Peter was a cheater and had a roving eye
If ladies were about he certainly wasn't shy
When Rita found out she started to cry 
All she could say was why Peter why...

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