Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

The Egg Beater

I treated you well, so it’s stumped me
A fat little white dude has dumped me!
For revenge I might bake
Your insides in a cake.
Better run for your life, Humpty Dumpty!

No sunny side up for you, Guy!
Forget about cake; you shall fry.
Your whites and your yolk
I will scramble. No joke!
Tonight, Rotten Egg, you shall die.


An oldie for Brian Strand's the 'ALL YOURS (MAY 20)' Poetry Contest

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Kim Merryman May 22, 2021 at 5:33 PM Andrea, I love this! It is so fun! Congrats on your win! Blessings, Kim M

Carol Mitra May 20, 2021 at 9:39 PM Ha ha you solved a mystery for me today....Congrats on your top win Andrea...much love do take care :)

Aniruddha Pathak May 20, 2021 at 5:21 AM No surprise if The Egg Beater of this calibre comes atop as the top sitter, congrats

Regina Mcintosh May 20, 2021 at 3:38 AM Congrats Andrea.. So cute. God bless you... hope I never make you mad :) Love, Gina

JC Brul May 20, 2021 at 12:41 AM Congratulations Andrea. This limerick made me giggle...More to come!

Ivor Kos May 16, 2014 at 8:20 PM Page 5 again! (I hope you don't mind! If it's not ok that I read page 5 Poems, would you let me know?) This one is a Highly entertaining Limerick! --- yes I'm dating Sherry!! -- Wymark's Room: He was attempting to move out to a New apartment. He lived there 7 years and had 8 more hours before moving once and for all

Jon A Cavanaugh September 11, 2013 at 6:42 AM What a hilarious Limerick. Love it.

Poet Destroyer A May 30, 2013 at 9:42 PM Andrea, wow! I can't believe I forgot to thank you for the nice and silly poem you entered in my contest. A late late late CONGRATULATIONS. Thank you for the smirks and smiles your poem gave me while reading it. Hope you can forgive me, it is not like me to stoop low and diss all who support me or my contest. Even if I get no response, everyone still matters, and I try my best... Love love LINDA...

Roy Jerden May 25, 2013 at 5:44 PM He may argue, plead and harangue/ But for scorning he'll certainly hang/ For his presumptous slights/ She's beaten his whites/ And toasted them in a meringue Jon A Cavanaugh September 11, 2013 at 6:41 AM Love this comment

Connie Gildersleeve May 25, 2013 at 1:29 PM Lol, a smile it did put on my face. Andrea a nice entry for this silly poem contest. Congratulations on your win. Warm Smiles, Connie

Len Gasun May 23, 2013 at 8:09 PM Big heartfelt congrats on your fabulous win my very dear friend Andrea! This is really great and funny! I love your egg joke and cake as well! I know you can bake well. May I have some please? ;))) Thanks for sharing and the smiles! love and hugs, Leonora

Abdul Malik Mandani May 23, 2013 at 3:30 PM This's seriously a silly poem!

Ray Dillard May 23, 2013 at 11:26 AM This was an Extra Large AA, Andrea! They don't come better than that. Congratulations, RAY

Red Omara May 22, 2013 at 10:36 PM You're a very humorous lady. And you can cook as well? - Red

Joseph May May 22, 2013 at 7:16 PM ha ha ....congrats on your win Andrea...

Harry Horsman August 8, 2012 at 8:50 AM Oh congrats i see it was a winner, deservingly too

Harry Horsman August 8, 2012 at 8:48 AM a joy to read this funny poem, such versatility, ha, love this.

Tim Ryerson June 28, 2012 at 8:14 PM Oh wow, I LOVE it Andrea! What a scream! (Just Yolk-ing though) Can't stop laughing please help me would ya? I just tried to make some egg salad today so everyone could have a nice little sandwich and whoa buddy! Much muttering and swearing going on I'm afraid

Sara Kendrick June 20, 2012 at 11:43 AM ((()))Congrats on your winning work...Sara

Barbara Gorelick June 19, 2012 at 7:15 AM Another smile from you! Congrats on your win..BG

Vicky Tsiluma June 19, 2012 at 3:22 AM It's clever how you've used the phrase 'Rotten Egg' to convey the meaning of the whole poem. Revenge is sweet, huh, especially when it can be eaten! Congtrats on your win Andrea!

Gwendolen Song June 18, 2012 at 11:08 PM GRRRRrrrrrreat limerick, Andrea! I think u have just about mastered every form....my girls laughed on this one too! Congrats. Love, Gwendolen Gwendolen Song June 18, 2012 at 11:10 PM Hey Ruben and I think alike...I hadn't even read his comment...YOU REALLY HAVE MASTERED LIMERICKS! :)

Elliott Bowe The Drunken Poet June 18, 2012 at 6:56 PM Congratulations on your win!!!! GREAT WRITE!!!

Joyce Johnson June 18, 2012 at 2:57 PM So clever and cute. congratulations on your win. Love,. Joyce

David Williams June 18, 2012 at 2:06 PM Andrea congrats on your great win, excellent..David

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