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Mighty Bawdy Limber-Dick

Limber Dick knew a neat little trick He would tie his long nose to his dick But when he did sneeze Created a breeze Then his nose to his dick wouldn't stick

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Eric Cohen

Date: 2/21/2020 10:57:00 PM

I hope he has the good sense to be careful when stopping to smell the roses, what with their thorns, that "prick." Good one, Gershon.

Jean Bush

Date: 2/7/2020 5:36:00 PM

I guess Richard's richard was nothing to sneeze at. Hahahha! You are too much!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/8/2020 10:00:00 PM

Your comment pricks -- I mean piques -- my interest. Haha. Thanks, Gershon

Chris Green

Date: 2/6/2020 10:54:00 AM

Was his given name Richard? Just curious. :) Ha, funny my friend.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/6/2020 1:30:00 PM

You must have sniffed that one out somehow, Chris! ~ Tricky D.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/6/2020 7:01:00 AM

You can use dick but the site wouldn’t let me use o**asm...hmm

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/6/2020 1:32:00 PM

That's because 'dick' is the diminutive form of Richard, as in: Hey look at his Richard, will you dick!' LOL. Thanks Kim! :) Gershon

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/6/2020 1:30:00 AM

He must have had a really big nose or did they meet half way lol. Tom

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/6/2020 1:33:00 PM

Pinocchio had nothing on Limber! LOL. Thanks, Tom. ~ Gershon

Jenish Somadas

Date: 2/5/2020 11:57:00 PM

lol... Dear serious man behind the funny face.. you rock..

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/6/2020 1:35:00 PM

Dear Great Friend and Supporter behind the Pen: Actually, I'm not a rock; I am an island! ~ Paul Simon