Party Hearty

There was a Christmas party
The meal was very hearty
	With onions and cabbage
	Our colons it ravaged 	
Leaving us rather farty
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020


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Date: 12/28/2020 11:50:00 AM
Congratulations on placing first, Linda. Thank you for the laugh :) Hope you had a lovely, blessed Christmas. May the new year be better than the present one. Regards // paul
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/29/2020 3:32:00 PM
Hi Paul. Thank you for stopping by with congrats. My Christmas was, indeed, blessed, as I pray yours was the same. The new year will bring so many more blessings that we will rejoice all year! May yours be filled with all warmth and cheer. Linda
Date: 12/26/2020 4:27:00 PM
Ha, ha! Sounds like it a stomach-churning experience! Congrats on your #1 placement in the contest and Happy Holidays, Linda! ~ Gershon
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/27/2020 4:06:00 PM
Hello my friend :) Thanks and Happy Holidays back at you! Linda
Date: 12/26/2020 1:11:00 PM
Congratulations on your win! Awesome!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/27/2020 4:04:00 PM
Hi Mark. Thanks for the congrats! Linda
Date: 12/26/2020 11:32:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. Way tooooo funny. Onions and cabbage are good for you. Enjoy your win with blessings..............
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/27/2020 4:05:00 PM
Thanks Paula! Hugs {} and blessings Linda
Date: 12/26/2020 10:49:00 AM
Llnda, I love great lims and this is a GREAT one! Congrats for your well-deserved lst Place Win and thanks for your kind comment re my entry in the contest. Happy New Year! Bob H
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/27/2020 4:02:00 PM
Thanks Robert. I always delight in your comments. Happy New Year! Linda
Date: 12/26/2020 8:48:00 AM
Congrats on your win, Linda! Thank goodness for Glade! LOL! Janice
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/27/2020 4:01:00 PM
Hi Janice - yes, thanks. And thanks for the congrats! Linda
Date: 12/26/2020 8:35:00 AM
A great laugh you gave us Linda, a farce from the art. Congratulations on the 1st place win... Belle
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/26/2020 8:45:00 AM
I'm glad you enjoyed it and that it gave you a laugh Belle. I hope your holiday was happy and fulfilling. Linda
Date: 12/25/2020 7:28:00 PM
Congrats. Likewise, cheering you with blest Christmas spirit, while sharing "... the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord" (Romans 6:23 of the King James Bible). God bless you.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/26/2020 7:46:00 AM
Many thanks for the congrats Beata, and bless you for visiting and reminding me of the true blessings of Christmas. God less you my friend. Linda
Date: 12/25/2020 4:06:00 AM
Lol!Linda, Your “smelly “ write cracked me up! Congratulations on your 1st place win. Merry Christmas:-) Alexis
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/26/2020 7:44:00 AM
Thank you Alexis! Merry Christmas! Linda
Date: 12/10/2020 10:53:00 PM
Ha ha ha, nice one, Linda:)
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/14/2020 7:11:00 AM
thank you Jo :) Linda
Date: 12/7/2020 11:55:00 AM
So funny Linda. Take care.simon
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/7/2020 12:54:00 PM
Thanks for the visit and comment Simon. :) Linda
Date: 12/6/2020 12:23:00 PM
oh, ha ha ha - love it (your poem, not the farts)
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/7/2020 8:52:00 AM
Hi Jack. I'm glad you enjoyed this one ;) Thanks for stopping by and commenting. Linda
Date: 12/4/2020 8:09:00 AM
Oof...I smell ya from here...lol good one
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/6/2020 7:13:00 AM
Thanks Kim!;) Linda
Date: 12/3/2020 2:17:00 PM
Haha, where's the fresh air spray. Good luck in the contest Tom
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/3/2020 2:21:00 PM
Hi Tom. Thanks and bring lots of spray. LOL Linda
Date: 12/3/2020 1:37:00 PM
hahaha. GREAT job
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 12/3/2020 2:20:00 PM
Thank you Andrea...a little naughty ;) Linda
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