Party Hearty

There was a Christmas party
The meal was very hearty
	With onions and cabbage
	Our colons it ravaged 	
Leaving us rather farty
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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December 28, 2020 at 11:50 AM
Congratulations on placing first, Linda. Thank you for the laugh :) Hope you had a lovely, blessed Christmas. May the new year be better than the present one. Regards // paul
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December 29, 2020 at 3:32 PM
Hi Paul. Thank you for stopping by with congrats. My Christmas was, indeed, blessed, as I pray yours was the same. The new year will bring so many more blessings that we will rejoice all year! May yours be filled with all warmth and cheer. Linda
Wolf Avatar
December 26, 2020 at 4:27 PM
Ha, ha! Sounds like it a stomach-churning experience! Congrats on your #1 placement in the contest and Happy Holidays, Linda! ~ Gershon
Fowler Avatar
December 27, 2020 at 4:06 PM
Hello my friend :) Thanks and Happy Holidays back at you! Linda
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December 26, 2020 at 1:11 PM
Congratulations on your win! Awesome!
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December 27, 2020 at 4:04 PM
Hi Mark. Thanks for the congrats! Linda
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December 26, 2020 at 11:32 AM
Congratulations on your win. Way tooooo funny. Onions and cabbage are good for you. Enjoy your win with blessings..............
Fowler Avatar
December 27, 2020 at 4:05 PM
Thanks Paula! Hugs {} and blessings Linda
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December 26, 2020 at 10:49 AM
Llnda, I love great lims and this is a GREAT one! Congrats for your well-deserved lst Place Win and thanks for your kind comment re my entry in the contest. Happy New Year! Bob H
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December 27, 2020 at 4:02 PM
Thanks Robert. I always delight in your comments. Happy New Year! Linda
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December 26, 2020 at 8:48 AM
Congrats on your win, Linda! Thank goodness for Glade! LOL! Janice
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December 27, 2020 at 4:01 PM
Hi Janice - yes, thanks. And thanks for the congrats! Linda
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December 26, 2020 at 8:35 AM
A great laugh you gave us Linda, a farce from the art. Congratulations on the 1st place win... Belle
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December 26, 2020 at 8:45 AM
I'm glad you enjoyed it and that it gave you a laugh Belle. I hope your holiday was happy and fulfilling. Linda
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December 25, 2020 at 7:28 PM
Congrats. Likewise, cheering you with blest Christmas spirit, while sharing "... the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord" (Romans 6:23 of the King James Bible). God bless you.
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December 26, 2020 at 7:46 AM
Many thanks for the congrats Beata, and bless you for visiting and reminding me of the true blessings of Christmas. God less you my friend. Linda
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December 25, 2020 at 4:06 AM
Lol!Linda, Your “smelly “ write cracked me up! Congratulations on your 1st place win. Merry Christmas:-) Alexis
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December 26, 2020 at 7:44 AM
Thank you Alexis! Merry Christmas! Linda
Daniel Avatar
December 10, 2020 at 10:53 PM
Ha ha ha, nice one, Linda:)
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December 14, 2020 at 7:11 AM
thank you Jo :) Linda
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December 7, 2020 at 11:55 AM
So funny Linda. Take care.simon
Fowler Avatar
December 7, 2020 at 12:54 PM
Thanks for the visit and comment Simon. :) Linda
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December 6, 2020 at 12:23 PM
oh, ha ha ha - love it (your poem, not the farts)
Fowler Avatar
December 7, 2020 at 8:52 AM
Hi Jack. I'm glad you enjoyed this one ;) Thanks for stopping by and commenting. Linda
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December 4, 2020 at 8:09 AM
Oof...I smell ya from here...lol good one
Fowler Avatar
December 6, 2020 at 7:13 AM
Thanks Kim!;) Linda
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December 3, 2020 at 2:17 PM
Haha, where's the fresh air spray. Good luck in the contest Tom
Fowler Avatar
December 3, 2020 at 2:21 PM
Hi Tom. Thanks and bring lots of spray. LOL Linda
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December 3, 2020 at 1:37 PM
hahaha. GREAT job
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December 3, 2020 at 2:20 PM
Thank you Andrea...a little naughty ;) Linda
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