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Bawdy Limerick

There was a lap dancer called Clara Show me your bump bits, do it, I dare ya She lifted her top And out they did flop To be honest, they were quite a nice paira

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Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/1/2019 11:14:00 PM

Loved this one and it made me laugh a lot John! Happy to see it on the winner's list! Congratulations! : )

John Scott
Date: 1/2/2019 2:35:00 AM

Thank you Connie, I don't get on the winners list very much, it's nice. xx

Jan Allison

Date: 12/31/2018 5:10:00 PM

I just love the clever word play in the final line! many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx

John Scott
Date: 1/14/2019 1:45:00 AM

Thanks, I could have said Clare/Pair but it needed spice

John Scott
Date: 1/1/2019 3:08:00 AM

Thank you. Have a good year xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/31/2018 5:02:00 PM

Ha ha,a fun one and loved the last word, congratulations on your winning placement!

John Scott
Date: 1/1/2019 3:08:00 AM

Thank you. Have a good year. xx

Jan Allison

Date: 12/25/2018 7:57:00 AM

ha ha ha lovely word play with paira:-) hugs Jan xx

John Scott
Date: 12/26/2018 2:48:00 AM

Thank you and all the best x