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Bawdy Limerick

There was a lap dancer called Clara
Show me your bump bits, do it, I dare ya
She lifted her top
And out they did flop
To be honest, they were quite a nice paira

Copyright © John Scott | Year Posted 2018

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Connie Marcum Wong

January 1, 2019 at 11:14 PM

Loved this one and it made me laugh a lot John! Happy to see it on the winner's list! Congratulations! : )

January 2, 2019 at 2:35 AM

Thank you Connie, I don't get on the winners list very much, it's nice. xx

December 31, 2018 at 5:10 PM

I just love the clever word play in the final line! many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx

January 14, 2019 at 1:45 AM

Thanks, I could have said Clare/Pair but it needed spice

January 1, 2019 at 3:08 AM

Thank you. Have a good year xx

December 31, 2018 at 5:02 PM

Ha ha,a fun one and loved the last word, congratulations on your winning placement!

January 1, 2019 at 3:08 AM

Thank you. Have a good year. xx

December 25, 2018 at 7:57 AM

ha ha ha lovely word play with paira:-) hugs Jan xx

December 26, 2018 at 2:48 AM

Thank you and all the best x

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