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She Was a Flirt - BAWDY

A pretty winsome lady from Troy Liked a remarkably handsome boy She started to flirt, By lifting her skirt So he showed his retractable toy. May 30, 2021

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Date: 6/2/2021 3:21:00 AM
She is such a tease! I am related to her.
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L MILTON HANKINS
Date: 6/2/2021 8:33:00 AM
Caren, I had no idea you were from Troy!
Date: 5/30/2021 3:53:00 PM
Good one Milt. So much so, it inspired my own smutty grey cells... He’d tattooed a switch at one end With options: retract or extend Her choice made it grow And wouldn’t you know She switched him again all weekend. Don’t you just love unsolicited collaborations? ;-) Terry
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L MILTON HANKINS
Date: 5/30/2021 5:45:00 PM
Well, Terry, you are most welcome to the idea where ever you want to take it. I enjoy all collaborations, especially that kind.
Date: 5/30/2021 11:51:00 AM
Play on!
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L MILTON HANKINS
Date: 5/30/2021 12:41:00 PM
I suspect they did, Rico, and that would be fodder for the second stanza. Thanks for the read.
Date: 5/30/2021 6:35:00 AM
Hope he brought spare batteries lol. Tom
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L MILTON HANKINS
Date: 5/30/2021 8:23:00 AM
I would hope so. He may need them.
Date: 5/30/2021 5:10:00 AM
..."IT'S UP......IT'S GOOD".
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L MILTON HANKINS
Date: 5/30/2021 8:23:00 AM
Okay, okay...John. That's good to know....I think. Thanks for your read.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/30/2021 6:23:00 AM
ha ha ha now no getting cocky with your comments John lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/30/2021 3:01:00 AM
ha ha ha that punch line is hilarious, nowt wrong with a good old bawdy limerick. i always put bawdy in the title of mine so people read them knowing the content may be a little risque so i have no clue why the blog hog picks on me, but I will never stop trying to make folk smile. write on Milton:-) hugs Jan xx
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L MILTON HANKINS
Date: 5/30/2021 8:22:00 AM
Thanks so much, Jan. Limericks naturally lend themselves to bawdiness, and the great poets of yesteryear wrote them, too. You do great ones, and I'll never measure up to your inventiveness. Thanks.
Date: 5/30/2021 1:50:00 AM
She could launch a thousand ships, was his retractable toy a wooden horse, I’m not sure, your fantastic Limerick Milton has me wondering, all sorts of scenarios, lol cheers David
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L MILTON HANKINS
Date: 5/30/2021 8:21:00 AM
Yes, David, there is quite a double entendre there! Thanks for your read.