At Least One Screw Loose
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George was a prankster, at least one screw loose
Peed in a bottle, tagged it orange juice
His mom drank it all down
Then she started to frown
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Categories:
screw loose, change, color, humor, mother
Form: Limerick
Neuropathy Pa- Nop- Ly
...Neuropathy in my hands.
A panoply is the rest.
A screw loose in my head.
With itis through my back.
It's what old sawbones said.
But he saved the best for last.
Seems I have two more days
Plea...
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Categories:
screw loose, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Directions To Our House
...*** Directions to Our House ***
To find our house, you first go
Carefully down the towering show
Of those puffed cloud stairs
Touched by golden sun-glows.
Proceed to pass the nearby hilltop’...
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Categories:
screw loose, bird, children, dog, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Veracious Rover
...Hundred million K' away neighbour, Mars
Hovers bolognese smeared brother, ice brick
Fondness for possibles although bizarre
Intoxicate screw loose hair brained psychic
Fro...
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Categories:
screw loose, animal, baptism, character, crazy,
Form: Sonnet
Old Whys Tales
...Some people say Old Mother Goose
Never had her neck in a noose
She loved to play
Every day
No wonder she had a screw loose!...
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Categories:
screw loose, humor,
Form: Limerick
Don'T Listen To the Actors, Part Ii
......What room is there for merit in
a bubble that’s so ruled by fear?
Any who dares have principles
will be out of work in a year,
the industry is designed to
give only the servile cheers,
tell ...
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Categories:
screw loose, celebrity, child abuse, corruption,
Form: Rhyme
Bojo Bottoms
...Prime Minister has a screw loose
Or does he want a Christmas goose?
A pandemic heaven
Is 24/7
And not one has declared a truce!...
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Categories:
screw loose, health, political,
Form: Limerick
The Old Jalopy
...That jalopy is still puttin' along
Slow start on cold mornings
Loud stinky foul exhaust
And the finish is quite weathered
His seat is lumpy
He uses a lot of fuel
Not as fast anymore
And has ...
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Categories:
screw loose, age, car, love,
Form: Free verse
What Is Wrong With Him
...She’s not right.
She has something wrong with her.
She has a screw loose.
She’s got problems.
What is wrong with him?
How do we fix that?
I am no doctor but….
Having several issues myself,...
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Categories:
screw loose, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
The Adventures of Enea, Part 11 of 13
...Anxious in Ancona (2)
The Doge has apportioned a fleet for his use,
but is proving an Indian giver.
A pope with a navy (and with a screw loose)
is no-one’s idea of chopped liver,
so Venice, de...
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Categories:
screw loose,
Form: Rhyme
Tell Me What You Really Think
...You sat and looked at me as if,
I had lost my mind.
You told me I was crazy,
That I was unrefined.
The kind of life I offered
That you could not accept.
I think there’s just a few lines
That I...
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Categories:
screw loose, crazy, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
The Old Rocking Chair
...The voltage seeped with a screw loose so she rocked gently in the old chair and lived...
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Categories:
screw loose, judgement,
Form: Epitaph
Why Why Why
...Why why why revile ya,
why why why revile ya,
the stinking rich want you for their *****,
at $4 dollars an hour,
and no more!
Aussie ships on the ocean are clueless,
the Aussies cr...
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Categories:
screw loose, adventure,
Form: Ballade
The White Knight
...The White Knight
Intrepid and sly.
Has a screw loose.
Aptly,
Rattling, obsessively.
Somewhere,
In his shattered avatar.
He believes that he is a god.
A god of women.
Of needy goddesses w...
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Categories:
screw loose, betrayal,
Form: Dramatic Verse
A Hearty Bunch We Are
...We got really dumped on yesterday
Was hoping we would miss out on this one
But must remember, this is Canada!
The land of ice and snow and parkas and snow shoes
At least that's th...
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Categories:
screw loose, weather,
Form: Narrative
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