Short Screw Loose Poems
Short Screw Loose Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Screw Loose by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Screw Loose by length and keyword.
Some people say Old Mother Goose
Never had her neck in a noose
She loved to play
Every day
No wonder she had a screw loose!
Prime Minister has a screw loose
Or does he want a Christmas goose?
A pandemic heaven
Is 24/7
And not one has declared a truce!
Neuropathy in my hands.
A panoply is the rest.
A screw loose in my head.
With itis through my back.
It's what old sawbones said.
But he saved the best for last.
Seems I have two more days
Please pass the ham and mayonnaise
George was a prankster, at least one screw loose
Peed in a bottle, tagged it orange juice
His mom drank it all down
Then she started to frown
Her face turned red, then white ~ then chartreuse
What if the crazy person was really right
But just stuck in a different dimension
Where the darkness overtakes the light
It would be maddening seeing souls ghosts
Would you even admit to it be so bold
As to shout it on the corner holding a sign
It takes courage to speak your truth
Especially when you have a screw loose
God certainly has a sense of humor
That jalopy is still puttin' along
Slow start on cold mornings
Loud stinky foul exhaust
And the finish is quite weathered
His seat is lumpy
He uses a lot of fuel
Not as fast anymore
And has a screw loose somewhere
But she tells her girlfriends
She still loves her husband
After forty two years
Even if he's not the man he used to be
The Old Jalopy Poetry Contest
7/9/19