Schuss Poems - Poems about Schuss

...The Dachshund’s a marvel on skis Little legs that stop short of its knees It can schuss like a pro Making furrows in snow (Though its privates are given to freeze)......Read the rest...

...Skiing Is… Skiing is… Alpine thrill ride on four inch boards Boggy in the bumps – a schuss to the lodge Carving a turn leaving icy rooster tails in the air Drag lift to ride on thick moving r......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

...The Bichon Frise The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou That the crowd duly wowed has to coo ‘Til the dog starts to droop And its owner to scoop Some acutely embarrassing doo The ......Read the rest...

...Ever around us, now they surround us. This one evening of foul festival fuss. dance with the ghosts sing with our dead hosts Toward the Styx we quickly schuss. Ravens crawl and snakes fly, go......Read the rest...

...Cletus O'Toole tested the slopes at Vail He met some trees as he sped t'ward the vale 'Twas a short-lived journey Sprawling on a gurney His hapless schuss le......Read the rest...

...Drained and dried by life then left to die She lived to love; but oft was left to cry Counseled to carry on she continues Shriveling as to She'ol her heart schuss Holding on to hopes a hazard ......Read the rest...

...She shot off her mouth Just once too often The last shot killed him Right through the heart -------------------------------- schoss sie ihren Mund von Gerade einmal zu oft Der letzte Schuss ih......Read the rest...