On The Button
A sweet talker went out for a nip
At a bawdry pub where he’d get to sip
From a gal’s belly button
Of which he did cut in
But she sassed and said ‘don’t give me no lip’
May 2, 2023
Categories:
sassed, body, drink, fun,
Form: Limerick
Time Passed
The sky was clear,
the ocean blue,
it was long ago
We walked along without fear,
soft breezes blew,
with the sky aglow.
Puffed white clouds above,
sailed across the skies,
we watched the flight of a pure white dove.
Back at that time,
there was very little crime,
and we shared our sighs.
But those times have passed,
parents by their children are sassed,
and everyone thinks they're bad assed.
Categories:
sassed, time,
Form: Rhyme
Comeback God sacked a craft sassed to last /
Grasp no slack or sag with the rap slap/
Pressure the bag and tip of the cap /
Coder crack hat and lift that latch /
Off the docket and out the casket /
Almost a tragic trashed hit had him cashed in /
Dodged that tactic now have the out to last kit /
Hoss’s odds lodged a socket to play with any ratchet
Categories:
sassed, art, character, crazy, education,
Form: Rhyme
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*Image of Woman with face mask sneezing into elbow while shopping by iStock.
Silly Masqued Cough It
Silly masqued cough it,
sassed out her topic,
eating her words and meds,
"So long you deniers!"
one sat down beside her,
then stipend masqued cough it each day.
2022 February 06
Categories:
sassed, angst, anxiety, fear, funny,
Form: Light Verse
Fire
Hot
orange
reddish mama
sassed with pinkness
sensualness
enticing my sexy self
marvelous!
cold
ice
blue
blandness of sky
natural calm
surely slowing me down
stripping me of desire
frozen now.
Categories:
sassed, color, weather,
Form: Free verse
I gave she snatched I asked she
sassed
I shared she stole I begged she
snarled
I smiled she spit I came she split
My turn she skipped I caught but
she sliped
I agreed she'd shift I saved she
spent
I stared she snubed I lead she
shoved
I touched she spooked I rose she
stooped
I liked she sulked I'd hide she
snooped
I errored she saw I'm quiet she
squaked
Categories:
sassed, emotions,
Form: Blank verse
i sit back, and watch my life unravel, the only sound is, my feet on the gravel, my mind is so sharp, as sharp as a scalple, i walk alone, and thats how i travel. im running a race, but im coming in last, the reasons because, my feet arnt so fast, killing for fun, is a thing of the past, i got the idea, so im wearing a cast. i know i love cats, but no im not bast, after all that ive done, i cant believe i am sassed, my heart is just broken, not broken and brassed, i let down the anchor, and im thrown from the mast.
Categories:
sassed, art,
Form: ABC
“Hit me, hit, me, hit me, pass…
One can loose money with poker fast!”
Skipping in line, the skipper plead,
“Move aside; let me pass ahead.”
The diner said, “I am not crass.
Cabbage gives me gas…I’ll pass.”
“Driving a car can be a blast!
But please be careful when you pass.”
The student took the test, then, prayed,
“I crammed all night, help me pass this grade.”
The patient told the nurse with a shout.
“The sight of blood makes me pass out!”
He was not trying to pass the buck.
That he could blame her was his good luck.
The newsman spoke as he entered free,
“Here’s my press pass for all to see!
Hurriedly the judge said, “Let me through.
The beauty contestants will pass in review.”
A sinner at the heaven’s gates sassed,
I paid my tithe, why won’t you let me pass?”
There is one thing I want to say,
Laugh about passing then, have a good day.
© Dane Smith-Johnsen
September 26, 2010
Categories:
sassed, funnyme, me,
Form: Couplet
getting through to a teen,
is truly a task from hell;
a smack across the lips,
could land your butt in jail!
with heads thicker than concrete,
tell 'em left and they'll go right;
all we want is what's best for them,
why is it such a fight?!
a new day has risen,
parenting's a difficult job;
drilling the skull of a teenager,
is like water on a door knob!
society's a different planet,
beyond our mortal door;
if i ever sassed my parents,
my teeth would be on the floor!
Categories:
sassed, teen
Form: Rhyme
Susie sassed some stupid scoundrels
they tried to take her treasure
Bobby blew back barbaric barbs
Susie shook some soot off her sweater
lovely little lights lit the large lake
promising perfect midnight persuasions
Susie sat still staring silently
bobby won't be back before breakfast
he had his handsome hazed gaze on her
Categories:
sassed, love
Form: Alliteration
I was told when I was little
Of Bad Boy Napper, Betty Biddle
Betty Biddle bad boy napped
Even made a bad boy trap
She filled it up with dirty shoes
Grease and grime and gooey ooze
Betty knew bad boys can't wait
To jump right in to bad boy bait
Betty sat smiling in her swing
Waiting for her trap to spring
Betty Biddle stole bad boys
If they wouldn't share their toys
Off they went to the Land of Share
And she fed them to a Selfish Bear
For those who didn't clean their room
She took them off on a Sweeping Broom
Into the land of Do It Later
She fed them to a Procrastigator
Those who sassed their mom and dad
Were hauled off to the Land of Bad
She sliced and diced them in a vat
And fed them to the Talk Back Bat
Bad boys who skipped from school
End up in the Land of Fool
Drowning in the Dummy Pool
Eaten by the Stupid Ghoul
She stole bad boys from every town
Strung them up and tied them down
Took them to the Land of Gone
Forever buried in her lawn
Bad Boy Napping Betty Biddle
Stole bad boys when they were little
But I never knew that Betty Biddle
Cause I was an angel when I was little
Categories:
sassed, family, children, funny, boy,
Form: Rhyme