Pass Quotes:

“Hit me, hit, me, hit me, pass…
One can loose money with poker fast!”

Skipping in line, the skipper plead,
“Move aside; let me pass ahead.”

The diner said, “I am not crass.
Cabbage gives me gas…I’ll pass.”

“Driving a car can be a blast!
But please be careful when you pass.”

The student took the test, then, prayed,
“I crammed all night, help me pass this grade.”

The patient told the nurse with a shout.
“The sight of blood makes me pass out!”

He was not trying to pass the buck.
That he could blame her was his good luck.

The newsman spoke as he entered free,
“Here’s my press pass for all to see!

Hurriedly the judge said, “Let me through.
The beauty contestants will pass in review.”

A sinner at the heaven’s gates sassed,
I paid my tithe, why won’t you let me pass?”

There is one thing I want to say,
Laugh about passing then, have a good day.

© Dane Smith-Johnsen
September 26, 2010
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010


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Date: 9/28/2010 12:51:00 PM
No Carolyn, These are the best of the many I thought of...some were too corny! LOL
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Date: 9/27/2010 4:48:00 PM
Well you sure had me rolling, dear! Did your husband contribute some ideas for this poem? So very, very clever and funny. I think I'm looking at first place in the "pass" contest. Way to go, Dane Ann! Love you, Carolyn
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Date: 9/27/2010 9:05:00 AM
A pleasure to read your creative poetry today Dane Ann. I am hoping you have a wonderful week filled with inspiration. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/26/2010 5:15:00 PM
great entry in the contest-pass. Enjoyed reading today!
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Date: 9/26/2010 5:12:00 PM
Love the way you covered so much ground with this one. I bet it does well! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 9/26/2010 5:06:00 PM
Very unusual but interesting quotes on Pass. Good luck in the contest, Dane
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Date: 9/26/2010 4:52:00 PM
adorable, good luck in the contest
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Date: 9/26/2010 3:38:00 PM
Enjoyed this amusing write, excellent piece. Placed a smile on my face.
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Date: 9/26/2010 2:52:00 PM
fun read, enjoyed the write..P.D.
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