Renaming Poems

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...Rise and shine,

Know you are Divine,

You get to draw the line,

Let your heart and mind align,

Feel your energy intertwined,

Within all of your design.

Love is the light you shine,
...

Red, White and What?

...So now out of Washington comes word,
of a proposal you just may have heard
of renaming Greenland
"Red, White and Blueland".
It's the new definition of "absurd"....

things and stuff

...While we’re renaming things,
can we please rename “United States” to “AAAmerica.”
I know I’m tired of scrolling to the bottom of every pop-down country list.
And ARE we united? Really, even a litt...

NDOVO

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NDOVO

Zoos renaming all the cages,
But why in all these ages
Weren't we told "Ndovo"?
Golden name.

...

Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024

...Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024...

(Any resemblance between the following humorous account and real life circumstance tis purely coincidental).

Went off fo...

Up Up the Fly Away Wig Doth Go Revisited and Revised April 19th, 2023

...Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised April 19th, 2023

IM pen named Pilot Jane A. Rug
who ascribes to writing poetry
as opportunistic, holistic, and cathartic
warming me body ele...

With Sincere Thanks

...Dear Poets, 

I know for certain that I can never thank all of you enough for the supportive comments and messages you've written over the last 16 days. Each one represented a 'Get Out of Jail"...

Milton Creek

...It was the day after the new year and there wasn't a peep
The folks of Soup Creek were hungover and in a deep sleep
The mayors annual meeting was to be held that afternoon
And the venue was an...

Not Hocus Pocus

...Eerily eager evil enigma elevated eleven renaming egg land.

Meager minis liked their initial idea eggplant ready.

Beefily blatantly weird in a diddly extra wiggly way.

I was ready, reved, re...

Up Up the Fly Away Wig Doth Go Revisited and Revised March 10th, 2022

...Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2022...

Went off for hair raising shindig
donning noggin of villager in Nigg
(historic county of Ross-shire,
historic region of ...

Enigma

...When the earth was new.
Mans grand grime: age old
When the earth was stew.
Before eternity was logged...
To keep track of the passing seasons.
Man dwelled with the Great Soul of Creation.
Man w...

Holiday Update

...Next Memorial Day
  Let's remember all those deceased
Their blood on the hands of those
  Who sold us 'Defund the Police'

We'll rename July Fourth
  'USA Dependence Day'
Let the il-Liberty Be...

The Stinking Rich

...To another woman he shall surely switch,
The present one definitely ditch,
His voice at its most embarrassing pitch,
Now naming her ‘White Witch,’
Soon renaming her ‘Black ,’
Curious passersby t...

Ode To Poseidon

...Cronus would never be defeated, or so he thought.
Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon a lesson taught.
Zeus took the sky, Hades the underworld, Poseidon the sea.
Poseidon became father of floods, hurricanes...

Renaming the Wedding Band

...There was a humming sound 
Hornet Honeys were in town 
Promoted by the media as a new found 
Getting the buzz 
And nectarine the love
Looking for interlocking rings 
Claiming they know things 
...

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