Quack Poems - Poems about Quack

A duck named Donald, quite irate, Tried baking a birthday cake late. The oven went "POOF!" His feathers, no proof, Were singed, and he blamed his own fate. ©bfa031825 ...

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Twas the night before Christmas, I finished the trees. And feeling good cheer, I'd drank a few beers. The treats I'd laid out didn't last very long. As I found myself snacking, I knew that was wrong. Then, later in bed, I awoke with a start. And realized the reason: my own noisy fart. Like sounds of ducks quacking, my...

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My sweet little baby, don’t you cry, You are Mommy’s sweetie pie. I love you a bushel and a peck, And a big hug around the neck. I love you to the moon and back, Even more than a duck that goes quack-quack. But most of all, I love you morning and night, And I love you with all my all might....

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In August of the year nineteen thirty-five A soul was born some say a genius did arrive His name was Jack A bit of a quack Since then his mind seems a wee bit deprived...

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Donald has a dreadful cough, His so-called friends are dropping off. He has been a naughty boy, Donald would not share his toys, Now he faces Judges Wrath....

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You know the old saying your goose is cooked Whenever I hear that I really get shooked I hear there's some truth to that nasty old saying I'm valuable because of the many eggs I keep laying You have to learn how to run really fast If you don't, how long will your life last I've learned to do more then...

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This little duck didn't have webbed feet Other ducks laughed when they'd meet His mama said, I think it is really neat He swims and waddles to his own beat This little duck was named Webless Hank When others laughed his little heart sank After all he had no trouble walking on land His daddy said his swimming was quite grand You know...

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Ted doesn’t like his past. He has yet to think fast: Clear not shadowy past, Lies warranting a blast… Plain Butcher for Doctor Poor Loser as Victor Roles that rolled on to jail, Court’s Ruling to not fail… Flags we’d fly at half mast For Heroes who did last; Ted was The Damned Miscast: World of Drama’s Outcast! Ted to break with his past, Witnesses now aghast: They’d say...

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Sam Adams was a quack, a fake Not there to protect but to take He was on the make He was a total flake Make no mistake As he was such a rake. A real snake....

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In August of the year nineteen thirty-five A soul was born, some say a genius did arrive His name was Jack A bit of a quack Since then, his mind seems a wee bit deprived...

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VIDEO/AUDIO on YouTube above. NOTE: On the video; double-click to enlarge, and/or, right-click for the drop-down menu and click on 'Loop' for auto-repeat, click settings and pick the highest level for quality viewing. Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance Quack - Nursery Rhyme Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance quack a brain I do not lack I'm a know-it-all but I do recall Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance snatch that...

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Did you know ducks are known as “quack addicts” Got a million more, three of which I'll now inflict On my unsuspecting pals Here on this weird locale Don't get all squirrely, you guys are hand picked...

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Did you know ducks are known as “quack addicts” Got a million more, some of which I'll now inflict On my unsuspecting pals Here on this weird locale Don't get all squirrely, you guys are hand picked>center>...

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In August of the year nineteen thirty-five A soul was born, some say a genius did arrive His name was Jack A bit of a quack Since then, his mind seems a wee bit deprived...

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A loathsome freezing quack seed walking upon a summer day Was twisting her back and shaking her bootie in every kind of way Along came a fluttering pack reed whose feet were made of clay. He followed along at a distance, enjoying the sight of her sway. What is that you are following his sister asked from her play. They...

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