Best Quack Poems

The Duck That Lost His Quack


A Duck woke up late one day last week,
And all he could do was to squeak.
He looked everywhere and listened to different things, 
Even heard sounds all around, from pings to zings.

For example, he tried many gates, stairs, and barn...

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There's a moose a loose with a duck on his back!
If you see them stop dead in your tracks.
Do not engage, for they will fight back.
The moose made a slingshot out of his rack.
If you are naive and turn your back;
Moose will sling duck hard...

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Quack,quack, waddle, waddle
Into the puddle
Quack, quack, waddle, waddle
The ducks like the water

Quack, quack, waddle, waddle
Mother and babies in the puddle
They all got in a huddle
While swimming in the puddle...

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I had a little finch
as quiet as could be.
He was rather lonely
so an idea came to me.

I'd get him some roommates
to talk to through the day.
I bought two Zebra Finches
so he'd have friends to play.

My Bengalese Finch is quiet.
He never makes a sound,
but now the...

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Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance Quack - Nursery Rhyme

Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance quack
a brain I do...

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In August of the year nineteen thirty-five
A soul was born, some say a genius did arrive
His name was Jack
A bit of a quack
Since then, his mind seems a wee bit deprived


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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I was jogging,
I saw a quack;
I stop and pondered;
What is that?
I thought this, this is wack;
Look at my slacks;
They had gotten wet;
From water I didn't spill nor did I sweat;
And I bet, ya! wondering;
Just what's going on;
Am I hallucinating.........
while still on the trail on the...

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The train chugged along the track
The ducks all said quack quack quack
The cows said Moo 
And birds flew



Over the fastest train in the world
The ducks were swimming in the pond
The cows were standing in a field
The birds flew overhead
And they all said, said, said



Quack! Moo!
Moo!...

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A very quick quack
The purpose of a porpoise is to whirl backwards in a spotty boat but the purpose of a penguin is to glide on a jet ski. Informational weather beam probes probability but a pin in a tidal wave often gets too lost...

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I neither care nor bother about perfection
On all their faces I actually see otherwise 
On strange machines I have found myself
Bolts and nuts intertwined in mazes
Detailed guide too long to comprehend
I posses little education to even recite
So we go on trying, guessing and fondling 
Hoping...

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My pet duck Stanley, boy what a pet is he
They say in a cave his echo, won’t come back to me
Now Stanley is not just a duck, he is special through and through
I am sure he could raise an echo not just for me, but...

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I have a rubber ducky
His name is Mr. Quack
He likes to splash around with me
When I'm in the bath...

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A doctor once came to the country
Where no doctor happened to be.
He set himself up a practice
To earn himself some money.
The doctor had a crazy notion
That he had stored up in his head.
He thought that if he could manage it
He'd work right from his bed.
The...

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Art,
Love,
Music,
Together
Superb masterpiece
Coercing blood in veins - jetting
Inoculating sinew,strength,life and puissance
Antibiotics - soothing,relieving,numb and feeble within excruciation....

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Timothy Hicks recently suggested
I write one called “Jack the Quack”
Who better than the quacker himself
Who's wheels have left the track

I've never professed to be poet
In the ilk of Browning and Keats
A rebel, a renegade, a enigma of sorts
Marching to a different beat

A bit of a...

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