Psychiatrist Poems - Poems about Psychiatrist

He was fearful that if he fell asleep, lithium batteries in his cells would leak. A new prescription his psychiatrist wrote and that's how he started on Depakote.. His ups and downs were hard to endure. One day he seized...Read the rest...

To his psychiatrist a pig complained: I’m struggling with a matter I need explained: Why are the yearly losses of pigs rarely by natural causes? What gives? Nonsense, said the shrink, give it some reconsideration. You’ll find, I think, it’s just...Read the rest...

To his psychiatrist a pig complained: I’m struggling with a matter I need explained: Why are our yearly losses rarely by natural causes? Nonsense, said the shrink, give it some reconsideration. You’ll find, I think, it’s just a pigment of your...Read the rest...

I’d like an hour with a psychiatrist To discover what I already know A deep releasing conversation Go places I dare not go I’d lie back on a chaise lounge I don’t care if it’s a woman or a...Read the rest...

The Psychiatrist You make pleasant YouTube videos about things that you learned From books, countless courses, trainings And what you heard from others. And chiselled and smoothed your voice So that it is as warm and pleasant As synthesised music. And...Read the rest...

All drugs have the potential to be harmful We know ourselves more than doctors and Psychiatrists Some drugs have irreversible side effects Especially drugs that are purposely and forcefully given Adverse effects may include long term mental effects Short term...Read the rest...

Short Poem Swines call me crazy and pigs call me mad Very sad very sad and very bad very bad This ain't gonna work because I am their dad. Note. There are three lines in the Poem and nine...Read the rest...

Don't use psychoanalysis on poetic friends! You have no degree, and you never spent even one hour with them, personally. If you possess no degree, or never worked in psychiatry, Be their friend, stop being Dr. Sigmund Freud. Be...Read the rest...

Ever take one of those psychological stress quizzes With one of those psychiatrist Know-it alls? Me neither. Ever gonna? Me neither. What would be the point? Oh, my GAWD! You should be depressed. Stern look. I’m not. Then something is wrong with you. Thanks. That will...Read the rest...

The experts were angry at first, but by the time they thought to invite me to the party all three were livid. Three men were backed up on three walls, bodies crossed, minds set, angry faces,...Read the rest...

We know that Father Christ is Eternal God Father Christ is Jesus Christ Called Him Father Christ In Catholic Church, we call the priest Father [name of the priest] I thought that we call the priest “Father” to represent...Read the rest...

Listening never heard Watching never seen Relating unrelated Screening behind a screen Eyes white lights in a blue pool maybe one watt Voice warm soothing a computerized hum Thoughts mechanized Battery recharged every hour on the hour Grown man Alone man Stone man 6/28/17...Read the rest...

Another Psychiatrist With Consult He wanted to start a new movement Until down commode all of it went And never learned how to use a brush Without a doubt did forget to flush. Can't wait to see White House condition Use...Read the rest...

A psychiatrist said to his patient, “Your neuroses are still only latent. But what’s becoming acute, And makes that point moot, Are your psychoses, which are all very flagrant.”...Read the rest...

My psychiatrist makes me laugh, because he laughs at me. I have a odd personality you see. He laughed when I told him my heart almost burst. From stress of course. I'm better now in mind and body. My gaiety must be...Read the rest...