Psychiatrist Poems - Poems about Psychiatrist

He was fearful that if he fell asleep, lithium batteries in his cells would leak. A new prescription his psychiatrist wrote and that's how he started on Depakote.. His ups and downs were hard to endure. One day he seized on the kitchen floor. There wasn't a history of seizures before. In time he grew so darn depressed that most mornings he could...

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I’d like an hour with a psychiatrist To discover what I already know A deep releasing conversation Go places I dare not go I’d lie back on a chaise lounge I don’t care if it’s a woman or a man I’d go deep into the recesses As truthfully as I can Maybe then I could sleep peacefully Though I confess I’ve done nothing...

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The Psychiatrist You make pleasant YouTube videos about things that you learned From books, countless courses, trainings And what you heard from others. And chiselled and smoothed your voice So that it is as warm and pleasant As synthesised music. And control each facial muscle Like well-drilled soldiers. Your back is held straight With well-ordered shoulders And you force your hands To stay open in a...

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All drugs have the potential to be harmful We know ourselves more than doctors and Psychiatrists Some drugs have irreversible side effects Especially drugs that are purposely and forcefully given Adverse effects may include long term mental effects Short term extensive health problems and hallucinations These drugs slowly and rapidly push us on the verge of collapse... Note. Stay out of reach...

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Short Poem Swines call me crazy and pigs call me mad Very sad very sad and very bad very bad This ain't gonna work because I am their dad. Note. There are three lines in the Poem and nine words in each line. Lesson. 3 x 9 = ?...

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Don't use psychoanalysis on poetic friends! You have no degree, and you never spent even one hour with them, personally. If you possess no degree, or never worked in psychiatry, Be their friend, stop being Dr. Sigmund Freud. Be a friend, unequivocally! A poem is an expression of a poet's heart in rhyme. Analyze the poem, not the poet..... Better to accept...

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Ever take one of those psychological stress quizzes With one of those psychiatrist Know-it alls? Me neither. Ever gonna? Me neither. What would be the point? Oh, my GAWD! You should be depressed. Stern look. I’m not. Then something is wrong with you. Thanks. That will be $150. You may pay my receptionist on your way out. That’s it? Yes, this was your intake session. I get the receptionist’s...

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The experts were angry at first, but by the time they thought to invite me to the party all three were livid. Three men were backed up on three walls, bodies crossed, minds set, angry faces, helping not a bit. I took a deep breath, knowing it would be a hundred times easier if I made them...

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We know that Father Christ is Eternal God Father Christ is Jesus Christ Called Him Father Christ In Catholic Church, we call the priest Father [name of the priest] I thought that we call the priest “Father” to represent Father Christ But no Catholic supports me They said there is only but one Father in heaven Know that Question is “why are we...

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Listening never heard Watching never seen Relating unrelated Screening behind a screen Eyes white lights in a blue pool maybe one watt Voice warm soothing a computerized hum Thoughts mechanized Battery recharged every hour on the hour Grown man Alone man Stone man 6/28/17...

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Another Psychiatrist With Consult He wanted to start a new movement Until down commode all of it went And never learned how to use a brush Without a doubt did forget to flush. Can't wait to see White House condition Use latrine I must have their permission You guessed what there me did greet Was commode with a raised seat. On yourself have to...

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A psychiatrist said to his patient, “Your neuroses are still only latent. But what’s becoming acute, And makes that point moot, Are your psychoses, which are all very flagrant.”...

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My psychiatrist makes me laugh, because he laughs at me. I have a odd personality you see. He laughed when I told him my heart almost burst. From stress of course. I'm better now in mind and body. My gaiety must be infectious. He laughed and became raucous. We agreed it was best if we met no more. Then laughed some more. Thank you Dr. O...

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If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you please. Press 3, 4, 5, and 6 if you have multiple personalities. If you happen to struggle with ADHD just press..hey look over there. A little kitty! If you are paranoid-delusional, don't press anything at all. Just stay on the line...

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Lines for a Female Psychiatrist Perhaps when I’m better I’ll discover you aren’t married, after all, and I should be better by Spring. On that day I’ll walk down Michigan Avenue and up again along the Lake, my back to the wind, facing you, my black raincoat buttoned to the neck, my collar a castle wall around my crew cut growing in. Do you remember...

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