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Ever take one of those psychological stress quizzes With one of those psychiatrist Know-it alls? Me neither. Ever gonna? Me neither. What would be the point? Oh, my GAWD! You should be depressed. Stern look. I’m not. Then something is wrong with you. Thanks. That will be $150. You may pay my receptionist on your way out. That’s it? Yes, this was your intake session. I get the receptionist’s phone number on the way out. We are having coffee so she can tell me more about the Awful psychiatrist she works for. I do not feel badly about giving her a Check that will bounce.

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Date: 1/21/2019 8:23:00 AM
This was too good; I had to "Fav" it, as well. You're really on a roll here.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/21/2019 1:19:00 PM
I was on a roll yesterday, two days off school, looking forward to a third day thanks to MLK, after a trying Friday.
Date: 1/20/2019 6:46:00 PM
LOL - this is absolutely wonderful, Caren. Love it!!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/20/2019 7:26:00 PM
Thank you Line. I always want to put the "uppities" in their place; I know it is wrong, but.....

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