Problem Poems - Poems about Problem

The egg said to the bacon “What is wrong with you?” “You arrive with such a fuss and a splatter” “All the eggs are wondering just what could be the matter?” The Bacon replied with a sigh “What is wrong with you? “You lie there, serenely, with no fuss nor hint of a splatter” “All the bacon is confused about why...

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Wahala Yon Trouble Problem Man, I am in hot water In a jam wit out peanut butter Nothing personal man been in the soup up against it Yet in all this N that I am renewed in Christ Wahala Yon Trouble Problem Life's annoyance unpleasantness tribulation I am of the perfect nation we've hear a man born of woman is full of...

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His narcissism’s off the charts Only psychos say he’s got smarts This china shop bull Sells shopping carts full Of shlock from his rear-facing parts...

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It’s time we simply just let go of things that we’ve been taught to know Perhaps not by a mom or dad but by the world, it’s just so sad To...

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No one could follow the labyrinth of logic in Norman’s head He is too brilliant for commoners, his overbearing gushy mother said Norman’s commonsense father had other ideas instead She makes too many excuses like she did for our runaway son, Ned....

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Problem Statement, cook county, sheriff in style ! My father’s daughter was engaged to my father’s sister’s son. My father’s mother opted out to have a side to join the festive eve. She (narrator) stopped as she (interpreter) intervened. O yeah! Your tortilla and your taco and your feeling!!!!! Self reliance and legacy of family tradition. Whom to say?...

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The problem with biblical eisegesis is that you tear Bible verses to pieces in an effort to make of the Bible and its glory your own personal story, which the truth value of the Bible dramatically decreases. ...

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Rumor has it that just before his big fall, Humpty Dumpty'd been drinking in a tavern near the mall. So all the king's horses and all the kings men knew perfectly well Humpty was gonna fall again ~ it was just something that they couldn't forestall. ...

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Problem Very disturbing Being the victor Makes you happy, Being the loser Make you worry and worthless. Problem a disruption Very annoying To the educated It Hinders growth Destroys relationships Leaving many vulnerable Acting from panic and fear. Have anything flourish amidst war?? No schooling and more Problem very practical When you get a prey It awards you When you bite More than you can chew It disgrace you Don't let folly takes...

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meet the go-to guy better behave in the club ~ a hulking bouncer ...

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In his gospel, Matthew says you can buy two sparrows for a penny; but in his gospel, Luke says you can buy five sparrows for two. So here's a very simple math question for you, Jenny. Would you get more sparrows if Matthew or if Luke bought them for you? ...

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On just a small rehearsal flight Reindeer Rudolph gave us a fright He took a tumble and when he fell He broke a leg, The boss we must tell Oh how shall we fix this problem Normally we’d go without him But this year it is going to storm And snow will be coming, it’s not warm But Santa...

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On just a small rehearsal flight Reindeer Rudolph gave us a fright He took a tumble and when he fell He broke a leg, The boss we must tell Oh how shall we fix this problem Normally we’d go without him But this year it is going to storm And snow will be coming, it’s not warm But Santa...

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I just can’t understand, we used to be hand in hand, when did it end, I want my best friend, when we used to laugh when we used to play, I’ll always love you but Ill never forget the day, I didn’t want her boyfriend, I just wanted my dad, when I tried to bring...

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Oh my god Everything you say is stupid Vacant and unproductive Vapid Gridlock lockjaw jawbone bones to pick Pick and choose and choose your battles Battling everyone Choking on their bitter words Empathy is so absurd Round them all up into herds Round them all up into herds Explanation is futile Give an inch and take a mile They’ll just stay here for a while They’ll just stay...

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