Pooing Poems - Poems about Pooing

...My cousin-in-law’s grandma was at a party. She says, “Me and my husband had sex almost every day.” I think some of us fell out of our chairs. So she goes on, “Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday…” ......

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...Now let me see, how is this world doing For better or worse the same old poo-pooing Just seems to me Up the same old tree Nothing's changed, more trouble's a-brewing......

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...I've entered maybe the last time. They just take the fun out of rhyme. I guess they're not for everyone. If I just write I have more fun. I've never been competitive. I find more joy if I just......

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...Back in the fifties when people had scruples The MOST insulting insult ever uttered by humans Meant your head was empty Only bats lived in your belfry Which really meant your mind is poo......

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...Now let me see, how is this world doing For better or worse, it's the same old poo-pooing Just seems to me Up the same old tree Nothing's changed, more trouble's a-brewing......

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...Now let's just see, how the world is doing Better or worse or the same old poo-pooing Just seems to me Up the same old tree Nothing's changed, seems more trouble's a-brewing......

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... Pyrrhic revenge They’d eaten his books, his clothes and lean paper money, Whetted their teeth against his coins and an old jar of honey. They’d blown cold air nightly, as they gnawe......

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...This morning while sucking a morning cig, I heard a ruffling in the leaves, And looked to see a cat holding a twig, With one paw, while the other licked its sleaves. I looked at it and it looke......

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...Animal have funny habits So mysterious and strange I was watching one of my dogs Having a poo But before it did a merry dance I found darting backward Ad forwards And round and around Before......

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...The Critic - Art and Poetry - by Bob Atkinson 'tis always easier to criticize than is to do it yourself although in truth the latter contains far more fun and mirth my point lies somewh......

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...Men and puppies are the same Training them is just a game Of a lot of patience and A gentle firm living hand Teaching them what's right and wrong But training can be very long If they're stubbo......

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...I love dogs,don't get me wrong. It's really not their doing. Their human parents are to blame for places they are pooing! It's bad enough they let them go right smack into my yard. But then they wil......

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...You don't see what I see. You don't feel what I feel. The truth is quite evident, It's not concealed. The Burdens you have are Not light. Your own battles You're trying to fight. Yo......

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...Life with all its flavors Rain falling…sun rising… Bus coming…bus going… Classmates talking…basketball playing… Laughter and tears, friendship and years People walking…clothes buying, ice-crea......

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