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Dog Pooing Vs Cats Pooing

Animal have funny habits
So mysterious and strange
I was watching one of my dogs
Having a poo
But before it did a merry dance
I found darting backward
 Ad forwards
And round and around
Before it's bum finally hit the ground

But cats
They don't do that
Their smarter
But even more strange
I've seen them do this
Again and again
through my window pane
But not on their garden oh no
The little swines
But on mine!!!!,

They saunter  down the garden
With their tails in the air
Looking so haughty and debonair.

Then they find their place
Look around in all directions
Making no one's seen them
Dig a hole
Look around again
Ad then
Perch themselves as on a toilet bowl

Finished they quickly fill the hole 
And readily jump away
Acting as nothing had happened
Who me?
But they'll never say
Back to being haughty
But never
Ever naughty.







Peter Dome. Copyright.2016. May.

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Vera Duggan Date: 5/11/2016 11:23:00 PM Good one Pete, there is also a difference in the size of their poo, I really love the way you have written this, keep putting these terrific poems on, gives us all a good laugh, take care........Vera Login to Reply Peter Dome Date: 5/14/2016 3:10:00 AM Hi Vera my friend. So good to hear from you. Hope you are ok. Thank you so much. Poo size uhm, werer's my measure. thank you so much take good care. Pete.

Cheryl Hoffman Date: 5/10/2016 8:23:00 PM Peter, that was funny, especially the part about the cat perching themselves as on a toilet bowl! We have a gravel driveway and the cats we have think its a big litter box unfortunately!ugh!:) Login to Reply Peter Dome Date: 5/14/2016 6:32:00 AM Hi Cheryl. So kind of you to stop by. thank you so much. Glad it made laugh.Cats are funny things and so mysterious.Thanks for for sharing your story. take care.best wishes. Pete.

Jan Allison Date: 5/9/2016 7:44:00 AM Made me LOL - our neighbours cat always used out garden as it's toilet - was infuriating especially when i was weeding the boarders and found lots of piles of pussy poop under the soil - ugh - as for dogs - we have notices in our park - no dog fouling - unfortuantely they are too high up the lamppost for the dogs to read:-( hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Peter Dome Date: 5/10/2016 3:45:00 AM Hi Jan. great to hear from you my friend. how are you. how are dogs to read the sign anyway if it was lower. Ha ha. Thank you so much. My best wishes. Pete.