Pooed Poems - Poems about Pooed

...Once, when younger at the beach, Dad bought us an ice cream each. A pigeon, alert, pooed on dad’s dessert; no more it tasted of peach!......

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...Dear friiends those who first read my poem i left an important line out in the donkey story The first dance after our wedding, Was absolutely exciting, intoxicating, My darling whispered in my e......

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...The official name is Contrails No more than condensation The alternate one Chemtrails poo pooed across the nation I can't help notice months go by With none in sight Are we to unders......

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...Valsa is a fairly new poet to PS! I am enjoying getting to know her through her poetry. The limerick is her funny side but she also writes quite seriously. In lim’rick-land, ......

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...With my fishing vest and waders, and a found long wooden staff I walked along the jetty, on a rock-piled curvy path The day had grown to darkness, with no light there to be found When something......

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...Getting younger every day being old not required. N.B. Explanatory book titles for Yale students below. Teenager: When I threw up in the road. Toddler: How I destroyed the living room. ......

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...a red-faced baby the nappy filled and heavy he pooed himself twice......

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...I Lost Weight - What is weight? Dictionary.com - The amount or quantity of heaviness or mass, amount a thing weighs Verb - To add weight to; load with additional weight, to burden with Yeah, I l......

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...True "FAKE" Story Of A Vita Man Junky (any resemblance between this poem, and living persons...iz purely coincidental.) Ruthlessly abuzz in my mind loosed another idea for a poem asp......

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...Rumination on the ruination of water A pleasant clearing with lots of grains but only a touch of water, the trickle trailed through transparently and so the migrating chickens stayed, but as t......

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...The alarm goes off I hit the floor jump in the shower and close the door. Coffee brews while I get washed up. When I'm done in the shower, I have a few cups. I grab one for the road and head out th......

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...My Babe on the other side Had a interesting, second lasting conversation with Suey who died, but I got the concept in that split second. I asked her how old she was now, she said 10, seems she is r......

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...My cow farm don't... my cow farm don't ... my farm don't want none unless you got cows hun Cow named Daisy used to live in kettrin Big milkin udders , she was givin some mylk was shoutout with......

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...A runny nose needs tissues. A hungry mouth needs food. A bottom needs a diaper change Whenever it has pooed. In winter, hands need mittens. In snow, feet need some boots. These aren't up for......

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...oh my god!, this is the best night ever!! maybe a few more shots, and it might get even better put some tunes on Mr DJ, i am ready for a rave i have had soo many drinks, but i will try to be......

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