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A true story that happened to me while fishing by myself...late one evening :)

I Almost Pooed My Pants

With my fishing vest and waders, and a found long wooden staff 
I walked along the jetty, on a rock-piled curvy path 
The day had grown to darkness, with no light there to be found 
When something unknown had startled me, when it made a screeching sound 

Afraid of it, I started walking fast, almost in run-mode pace 
Scared to death, and loss of breadth, and whiteness on my face 
For every step that I had taken, this thing had taken one too 
So scared of it, I was, it almost made me poo
 
A nest of string all full of weeds, I had to laugh a hoot 
To find out it was a fishing line, that was wrapped around my boot
It must have clung onto my boots, when the ocean ebbed low tide 
So, I had a breath to breathe, and I laughed like hell...inside 


A Funny Memories Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: Natasha L Scragg 
1/12/22
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Allison Avatar
January 30, 2022 at 1:24 PM
thanks for the story I do love a good fisherman's tale lol:-) many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Goldsmith Avatar
January 29, 2022 at 11:46 AM
Congratulations your win. Thanks for the laugh. Thanks for the funny write. Have a blessed day/weekend.............
Flood Avatar
January 14, 2022 at 12:14 PM
Ha Ha… as a lifelong fisherman I’ve had all sorts stuck to, or wrapped around, my boots (even seen a ghostlike thing) so this rings lots of bells. A good spooky laugh, Charles. Terry
Buhagiar Avatar
January 13, 2022 at 12:38 AM
At least you did not fall in the water. Great fun poem.
Messina Avatar
January 13, 2022 at 2:35 AM
I was so scared that if I didn't have my waders on, I may have jumped in the water (lol) Thank you, Victor
Hankins Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 7:38 PM
Charlie, I'm still laughing!!! You made this little incident so real I could picture it. Super well-done! I wish you the very best in Natasha's contest. This is a FAVE for me!
Messina Avatar
January 13, 2022 at 2:37 AM
Thank you, Milton... I laugh every time I think about it. Damn thing chased me all the way back to my car (lol)
Marcum Wong Avatar
January 12, 2022 at 6:56 PM
It is good when we can laugh at ourselves. It must have been a relief. I enjoyed reading your creatively expressed story Charles. Blessings xxoo
Messina Avatar
January 13, 2022 at 2:38 AM
I was soooo relieved (lol). Thank you so much, Connie. Blessings my dear friend. Hugs xoxo
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