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Premium Member Our Greek Getaway
Dear friiends those who first read my poem i left an important line out in the donkey story

The first dance after our wedding,
Was absolutely exciting, intoxicating,
My darling whispered in my ear,
My wedding present to you...

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Categories: pooed, beach,
Form: Narrative



True Fake Story of a Vita Man Junky
True "FAKE" Story Of A Vita Man Junky
(any resemblance between this poem,
and living persons...iz purely coincidental.)

Ruthlessly abuzz in my mind
     loosed another idea
     for a poem asper
(wren)...

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Categories: pooed, 12th grade, 9th grade, magic, men, smart,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Rumination On the Ruination of Water
Rumination on the ruination of water

A pleasant clearing with lots of grains
but only a touch of water,
the trickle trailed through transparently
and so the migrating chickens stayed,
but as the flock expanded there emerged 
the problem of...

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© Tim Arnold  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pooed, allusion, animal, confusion, earth, environment, fantasy, water,
Form: Blank verse
A Typical Monday
The alarm goes off I hit the floor jump in the shower and close the door. 
Coffee brews while I get washed up. When I'm done in the shower, I have a few cups. I...

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Categories: pooed, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Weight Free
I Lost Weight -
What is weight? Dictionary.com - The amount or quantity of heaviness or mass, amount a thing weighs
Verb - To add weight to; load with additional weight, to burden with

Yeah, I lost weight,...

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Categories: pooed, endurance, freedom, health, how i feel, lost,
Form: Narrative



Bladdered
oh my god!, this is the best night ever!!

maybe a few more shots, and it might get even better

put some tunes on Mr DJ, i am ready for a rave

i have had soo many drinks,...

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Categories: pooed, drink, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Just Kids
Remember when we were just kids,
When we shared a bath and a bedroom,
When we used to play outside,
On tinsel-decked scooters we’d zoom.
The back garden with the sandpit and swing,
The slide that gave us electric shocks,
The...

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© Abi Morgan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pooed, family, growing up, sister, time, time,
Form: Verse
Litmus Test
Litmus Test 
Litmus test 
 
In this medical testing world we live in this strang new millennium they give us 
sickness not unto Death but eye am still afraid sometimes to take the test they...

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Categories: pooed, caregiving, confusion, education, health, me, me,
Form: Free verse
Anaconda Take 2
My cow farm don't...
my cow farm don't ...
my farm don't want none unless you got cows hun

Cow named Daisy used to live in kettrin
Big milkin udders , she was givin some mylk
was shoutout with the...

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Categories: pooed, addiction, allusion, blessing, city, crush, dance, death
Form: Chant Royal
Premium Member I Almost Pooed My Pants
With my fishing vest and waders, and a found long wooden staff 
I walked along the jetty, on a rock-piled curvy path 
The day had grown to darkness, with no light there to be found...

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Categories: pooed, fishing,
Form: Rhyme
My Babe On the Other Side
My Babe on the other side
Had a interesting, second lasting conversation with Suey who died, but I got the concept in that split second.
I asked her how old she was now, she said 10, seems...

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Categories: pooed, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Bear In the Kitchen
There’s a bear in the kitchen
He’s ever so rude
He’s drinking my milk
And he’s eating my food
He’s broken the table
He’s broken a chair
And most every surface
Is covered in hair
He’s smashed off the lock
That was once on...

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© John Fenn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pooed, animals, funny
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Limerick On Valsa George
Valsa is a fairly new poet to PS! I am enjoying getting to know her through her poetry. The limerick is her funny side but she also writes quite seriously.


In lim’rick-land, Valsa digs food.
Those eating...

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Categories: pooed, funny, tribute,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things