Pooch Poems - Poems about Pooch

...Two wiener dogs meet Each yap loudly, strangely greet Oddly on the street Hounds bite other's butt Owner blames the other's mutt Not open and shut I note discreetly, "Both were gone quick......Read the rest...

...Schnauzer In Wonderland Down a hole tumbles my dear schnauzer Sean Chasing White Rabbit, oh no, you’re gone! Now the kind Chesire Cat Unrolls a welcome mat As my friend joins a wondero......Read the rest...

...Nature doesn't give a damn, she will sign off on a mom dog ripping open her puppy's belly sucked up its insides like it was chili topping on one of those hotdogs, you’d buy from a street vendor ......Read the rest...

...Doggy doggo pooch Observe chase pursue Goad shadow-escort 2/7/24 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024© ......Read the rest...

...There’s an old village green where a marquee was seen I don’t do ‘Bah humbug’, don’t want to be mean A little fake snow ain’t a Christmassy scene But the reindeer and Santa Claus might well have b......Read the rest...

...Soon, the sun was lying low, a bright full moon was now on show Santa switched on Walnut’s glow… “Ho Ho Ho and away we go.” Walnut played along and led the team of reindeer and their sled A dog th......Read the rest...

...Dear Oxford English Dictionary editors, Please consider the following words for inclusion in your next edition: Amazone - the addictive, ensnaring vortex of shopping online. "She's......Read the rest...

...I have become a moaner, Huffing, puffing, growling, groaner I find it hard to bend and stretch My dog is too old to 'Go fetch' 'You fetch yourself.' my old pooch said. As he snuggled up in his d......Read the rest...

...Having expended our years of youthful zest My pooch Nikki and I now read and rest While scratching her belly I’ll recite Keats and Shelly But she confides in me that she loves Byron best ......Read the rest...

...Then a felony. Yet a Felony. A ten-year Felony. Alas, The Pooch!......Read the rest...

...Brandy and Petey, a duo so sweet Their love is a bond that's hard to beat Petey, her pooch, has stolen her heart Together they make the perfect pair, never to part Brandy and Petey, they walk e......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

...Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (Toller) To “toll” is to dance like a fox Luring mallards or teals to the rocks Where a hunter’s awaiting What the dog has been baiting Scaring duckie......Read the rest...

...Amélie Beth Harris -McGeehan Acknowledgment of birthday gal, whose invaluable priceless worth exceeds more'n a bajillion dollars. First born of Boyce and Harriet (both long since deceased,......Read the rest...

...Be truthful, supposing you were I, Would you have not snub the thigh? Opened its teaching; closed one eye Move swiftly so shy Rest weather to rely Not on heart contemplating to comply The weird......Read the rest...