Short Pooch Poems

Then a felony.
Yet a Felony.
A ten-year Felony.
Alas, The Pooch!...

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Pooch, oh be aware.
This is called a day? Oh, dear,
I suspect not so....

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Primped, pampered pug Priscilla perused pate portion perfunctorily piqued





10/23/19...

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spots four-legged friend
tilts head and starts to whimper ~
pooch watching TV




Date written: 12/24/2021...

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Doggy doggo pooch
Observe chase pursue
Goad shadow-escort




2/7/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024©


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I am a pugnacious old pooch-
with prowess I guard my man's hooch,

     when the master comes home
     he throws me a bone-

but I'd prefer a poodle to smooch!...

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Sunny days filled with wind are quite fine
Betty drys all her bras on the line
With one mighty gust
All support for her bust
Put the Johnson’s old pooch on cloud nine

26 Apr 2015...

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A severe thunderstorm is currently passing through
Our Golden is hiding behind my LA-Z-BOY on queue
A scared-y-cat pooch
Needs some hooch
To help her get through without dropping a poo!...

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Putin beat his old wolfhound so bad
Just for looking tired or scared or sad!
So the pooch smashed his best vodkas,
ate his borscht, blinzas and latkas
Then howled: Cri-me-a-River Vlad!

Nostrovia!
translation: Let's get drunk!...

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Pug noses in designer hoodies 
Wicker baskets on beach cruisers 
Leather sofas doggy devoted 
Grooming parlors and pet hotels 
Best pooch in wedding tux 
Nip and tuck, no more nuts 
Hollywood glitz for puppy shitz 
LA doggy style
Westside!...

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WET POOCH
Soggy
Doggy

A SLEEPY BEAGLE
Droopy
Snoopy

PEDIGREED DOG
Real Fine
Canine

NOISY LITTLE ANKLE-BITER
Yipper
Nipper

A DACHSHUND WITH A SHINY COAT
Sheeny
Weeny

A COURAGEOUS DACHSHUND
Moxie
Dachsy

A DISGRUNTLED LABRADOR RETRIEVER
Crabby
Labby...

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Oh, Maggie-Jo Sparks, my basset hound
The best of the houndom breed
A friendlier pooch cannot be found
You are a grand ol' gal indeed!

Oh, oh Maggie-Jo you should be crowned
Queen of the Canine Race
With every terrier and spaniel around
Bow wowing your noble grace!



4/22/22
Honorable Mention
The Nursery Rhyme 3 Contest by Eve Roper...

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My pooch has funky tastes
To sniff out bizarre caviar of freshly milled
Tissue paste

Pounce like cougars
Not for meat treats, but Kleenex filled
Boogers

He's got
A nose for skilled
Snot

My pooch has funky tastes
Not for meat treats, but Kleenex filled
Snot

9/03/20

For 'Let's Minichu on Bizarre' contest
Sponsor: Mohan Chutani...

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Peter’s pesky Pekinese Pepe
produced puddles of pee
proceeded by piles of pernicious pongy poop
Pauline's plimsolls got plastered!

PLEASE use plastic pooper pouches Peter
Pick up your pestilent pets' pooh!

Fiction poem - but my 'pet hate' is folks who don't clean up after their pooch and for now Pauline's plimsoll's are poop free!

2/16/19...

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The Dog's Fun with Grandma

My daughter's dog is in love with me?
His dish like, excited eyes seem starving.
But over my legs he goes balmy licking, 
Oh, that ~Olive lotion from Crete!

My legs are ambrosial popsicles to him!
That pooch cannot for hours stop licking.
Oh, that divine exuberance, from the sprit of Mt Olympus ~
Olive lotion from Crete!

Panagiota Romios
4/2/2019...

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There’s a line of flapping, red-starred flags,
they wag their rags, as dogs wag their tails,
when the master’s home;

and the summer wind  taunts their linen
crease;  then takes them on a merry jaunt,
a widow’s pooch, in heat.

And up above the red-devilled street, a
dipping, flipping, swift-filled, livid high;

counts flags, dogs and masters, sighing 
swifts and bleeding sky....

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Boom! Alas! Magic!
I’m stunned by your spell.
Your sorcery charms me
It’s so hard to tell.
Roving at streets
searching your presence
Like a pooch sniffing sideways
This thought makes just no sense.
Fascinating yet deceiving,
complimenting a narcissist.
This potion captivates me 
Why this madness ever exist?
Sorceress paramour 
I am cursed to like you
Drunk with folly
Fated to woo you....

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Pretty puzzle peeps
Etch looks so deep
Pop primal poise
Ply crispy voice
End with sad face
Ripe moments trace


Play curious stare
Entice fond touch
Prize enough fare
Please fluffy fudge
End echoes air
Rich bark moves much


Plot playtime pooch
Effort sighs snooze
Plot petting smooch
Pass naughty noose
Explore each ooze
Real rapture roosts




Leon Enriquez
28 August 2015
Singapore...

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Angel
You never leave my side

Even when I sleep 
At my feet - you always abide

Angel I have no other friend
Quite as loyal as you

You are my one and only pink pooch
My little (supposed to be white) terrier cross

You are Angel by name - and by nature
I will always keep you - my Angel - by my side

© Brenda V Northeast 7th Feb. 2012

For Kristen Brunis, Last Chance-what would you take if your house was on fire...

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I prefer my own company
or accompany of a dog.
We do not speak the same language
but we understand each other.
I haven’t an urge, if I could,
to sniff the butts of passerby’s
as he would any passing pooch;
nor is he engrossed in iambs
and inspiration as I am.
yet we enjoy our company
and need each other very much
simply because we’re together
and for our brief intimacy
we both are assuredly free....

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an
ache
buried
deep within.
fistful of years gone
since he lost his beloved pooch
to cancer; even though he has a new four-legged friend,
he'll never forget his old, loyal companion, "Lance,"  a pet he profoundly misses!



Submitted for...
Writing Prompt -An Ache- Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Constance La France
Date written: 04/23/2021...

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A pouting pooch whose boisterous barks
are uttered in superlatives
laying claim to unwarranted
importance
due to an overbearing pride.
Strip him of his diamond studded
collar, not to mention his badly groomed coat
reveals a Manhattan cur:
a junkyard dog
who’d sooner attack innocence
than those bent on his destruction.
Fear not people! For his bark is worse
than his bite
The Donald thrives on attention....

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Schnauzer In Wonderland

Down a hole tumbles my dear schnauzer Sean
Chasing White Rabbit, oh no, you’re gone!
Now the kind Chesire Cat
Unrolls a welcome mat
As my friend joins a wonderous egg hunt at dawn

All mimsy are the borogroves, Sean howls out with joy
The guest of honor’s loved by every girl and boy
Eggs aglow, a heavenly hue
Every schnauzer’s dream come true!
I miss you pooch but have a good life and enjoy
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Misplaced anger
got you kicking the dog
Unleashed volatile attitude
got you punting the pooch
Poor little doggie
don’t know what’s wrong with you
Master’s in a rage ... 
even the dumb beast knows,
that madman 
needs to be put in a cage
Stifle that anger,
put a muzzle on that violent passion
Clouded judgment 
got you living in a consternated fog
Watch yourself ... 
or your battering hands
one day is gonna get bit by the dog...

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The protracted barks of a chained-
Up dog pleading for company:
Beseeching, entreating from us
Attention he sadly deserves.
His master lounges unaware
In his grand house of glass and wood
While the pooch lives in misery
Neglected and misunderstood.
If perchance their places were changed
For one single day you can bet
The pet not a bit inhumane
But the man insisting complains
That his collars too *oddamn tight
And you’re letting me in tonight....

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