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They'll be no hop scotch

They'll be no hop scotch with a broken crotch.
No gyrating like Elvis with a fractured pelvis..
Don't plan on doing the hoot Chie cootch.
Better settle for a smooch.
No leisurely long car rides, not until the pain subsides..
If you are planning to stand, better keep pains meds. at hand.
Just want to sit a bit? It's painful until the bones knit..
Our pelvis supports our bodies weight, if fractured one
must rest and wait.
Two legs are less efficient then four, if there's life after life,
I will need two more..
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Dietrich Avatar
May 5, 2024 at 10:07 PM
This is so clever. Gosh, did you break your pelvis?
Kaufman Avatar
May 6, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Hi Andrea, Seven weeks this friday, I fell in a hole with broken asphalt at a near by mall and fractured three tiny pelvis bones. It's a big OUCh. Don't do this ever!! Thanks for your comment dear and wishing you well always..
Greenhough Avatar
May 5, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Sorry for your fall. I hadn't realized this was a recent event that occurred to you
Kaufman Avatar
May 6, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Hi Hilda, I am sorry if this offended you as it was a vague attempt at humor by a female who sustained a recent fall. I am a female though for sure..
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