Pig Out Poems

Cat Previews Thanksgiving Foods

...I decided to get a preview of the Thanksgiving leftovers.
Anticipating the humans suffering from day-after-hangovers. 

Lucky for me, someone left the frig open a crack.
I slid in there and laid ...

Condiment Cabaret

...Split pickle, sliced pickle, crisp pickle, knife
All in the jar planning the night of their life

Paul pokes a pinky in, eyeing his snack,
But this time the gherkins decide to fight back

They ...

Same Storm, Different Boats

...the better the boat
the better you cope with storms
privilege pig out...

Holidays

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Holidays
Written: by Miracle Man
11-28-2019

I awoke before dawn to the sound of cold rain,
Which means most living here will be house bound.
I’m sure that on travelers this may cause...

Spoon Size

...Cereal is good for you and tastes good too
On a scale of one to ten, it's rated twenty-two
When I was a wee one
It was better than none
These days, I pig out on Spoon Size Shreddies, I do...

A Patriotic Idiotic Pig Out

...A Patriotic Idiotic Pig Out

What we did determine without a doubt,
Apparently Bowel was patriotic pig out;
Never desired,
Or inspired,
And with boredom had been a big bout.

Thanks to Sand B...

Mommy Be My Valentine

...I know daddy's gone and it's for him that you pine
I can't bring him back so instead will you please be my valentine?
On a scale of one to ten you're an easy ten point nine
I hear you cry at night...

Ode To Mother

...Ode To ‘Mother’ Creator ©
Not only is it a marvelous happen chance in being able to have ‘shares’ in Mother Nature’s flora creations 'first hand'---
But, we are then granted to sit before her, thes...

Disgusting Commercial

...DISGUSTING COMMERCIAL

As one gets older things begin to sag
Belly hangs over, energy lags

Better take thought for your health old man
Heed this add, start our diet plan

Oh, there’s fat-fre...

The Turkish Turkey

...For this Turk Turku is a 1-horse
city but he has got to have horse
sense. He will not be as happy as a peacock in Turkey.
Hindi, the Turk word for turkey, is how we'll call this turkey.
Hindi, when l...

Gluttony

...Thanksgiving meal has come,
A big feast for the tum,
But not so good for the waist. 

Each eager guest hovers,
Hungry, turkey lovers
Cannot wait for that first taste.

Each child and each duffer,
Tom...

The Pig

...It was a cold and muddy day
as Gertrude lay smiling.
Just the kind of weather 
that she adored.
She could splash around 
for hours in the glop 
and guzzle up 
all her shlopp 
when it was time.
Oh how...

My Husband

...My husband is the man whom i cant live without
He gave me love and joy,and makes me feel proud
I miss the way he laugh, the way he talk
the way he kisses and hug me a lot .
 
We always drive around t...

Houston, We Have a Person

...Became so fat he floated away
"Who the heck is that?", they'll say

Too much pizza, ice-cream, and pop
Parents should have told him to stop!

Five-hundred pounds of blubber
So much for land-lo...

Around the Snout

...Favorite pig out…
Bier bratwurst and sour kraut
Flies buzzing about...

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