Pig Out Poems - Poems about Pig Out

...I decided to get a preview of the Thanksgiving leftovers. Anticipating the humans suffering from day-after-hangovers. Lucky for me, someone left the frig open a crack. I slid in there and laid ......

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...Split pickle, sliced pickle, crisp pickle, knife All in the jar planning the night of their life Paul pokes a pinky in, eyeing his snack, But this time the gherkins decide to fight back They ......

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...the better the boat the better you cope with storms privilege pig out......

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... Holidays Written: by Miracle Man 11-28-2019 I awoke before dawn to the sound of cold rain, Which means most living here will be house bound. I’m sure that on travelers this may cause......

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...Cereal is good for you and tastes good too On a scale of one to ten, it's rated twenty-two When I was a wee one It was better than none These days, I pig out on Spoon Size Shreddies, I do......

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...A Patriotic Idiotic Pig Out What we did determine without a doubt, Apparently Bowel was patriotic pig out; Never desired, Or inspired, And with boredom had been a big bout. Thanks to Sand B......

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...I know daddy's gone and it's for him that you pine I can't bring him back so instead will you please be my valentine? On a scale of one to ten you're an easy ten point nine I hear you cry at night......

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...Ode To ‘Mother’ Creator © Not only is it a marvelous happen chance in being able to have ‘shares’ in Mother Nature’s flora creations 'first hand'--- But, we are then granted to sit before her, thes......

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...DISGUSTING COMMERCIAL As one gets older things begin to sag Belly hangs over, energy lags Better take thought for your health old man Heed this add, start our diet plan Oh, there’s fat-fre......

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...For this Turk Turku is a 1-horse city but he has got to have horse sense. He will not be as happy as a peacock in Turkey. Hindi, the Turk word for turkey, is how we'll call this turkey. Hindi, when l......

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...Thanksgiving meal has come, A big feast for the tum, But not so good for the waist. Each eager guest hovers, Hungry, turkey lovers Cannot wait for that first taste. Each child and each duffer, Tom......

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...It was a cold and muddy day as Gertrude lay smiling. Just the kind of weather that she adored. She could splash around for hours in the glop and guzzle up all her shlopp when it was time. Oh how......

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...My husband is the man whom i cant live without He gave me love and joy,and makes me feel proud I miss the way he laugh, the way he talk the way he kisses and hug me a lot . We always drive around t......

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...Became so fat he floated away "Who the heck is that?", they'll say Too much pizza, ice-cream, and pop Parents should have told him to stop! Five-hundred pounds of blubber So much for land-lo......

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...Favorite pig out… Bier bratwurst and sour kraut Flies buzzing about......

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