Short Pig Out Poems

Favorite pig out…
Bier bratwurst and sour kraut
Flies buzzing about...

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Listen to poem:

the better the boat
the better you cope with storms
privilege pig out...

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Cereal is good for you and tastes good too
On a scale of one to ten, it's rated twenty-two
When I was a wee one
It was better than none
These days, I pig out on Spoon Size Shreddies, I do...

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A Patriotic Idiotic Pig Out

What we did determine without a doubt,
Apparently Bowel was patriotic pig out;
Never desired,
Or inspired,
And with boredom had been a big bout.

Thanks to Sand Blown.

Ahhh. Bowel a big blow out.

Jim Horn

Was not deserving of being
called a Bowl....

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Became so fat he floated away
"Who the heck is that?", they'll say

Too much pizza, ice-cream, and pop
Parents should have told him to stop!

Five-hundred pounds of blubber
So much for land-lover!

Someday he will orbit Earth
So much for what exercise is worth!

If you eat too much be like him
Don't pig out on a whim!...

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Thanksgiving meal has come,
A big feast for the tum,
But not so good for the waist. 

Each eager guest hovers,
Hungry, turkey lovers
Cannot wait for that first taste.

Each child and each duffer,
Tomorrow will suffer
That to the table they raced.

Some folks lose their reason
In holiday season.
They pig out until disgraced.

For Dr. Mehta's contest...

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