You pay BLM...DOJ?
A Garland like a serpent over the
Ten Commandments-Followers
and over the Constitution.
You keep doing what you accuse
Trump of doing, then let your Media Priests preach.
Then you use Google to snatch descent
out of the air.
Brought to you by Pfizer and the Lord of the Air.
You let rapists and murderers go.
But if you peacefully protest or pray for the
defenseless, you face up to 11 years in prison.
Why don't you be honest and lay it on the line?
You serve Satan.
Just as John The Baptist paved the way for Christ,
as His forerunner.
You are paving the way for the Anti-Christ,
the persecution has begun,
RFID-BIO chip on it's way.
Dear Mr. Pfizer,
I wish I'd been a whole lot wiser..
One year ago I got your vaccine
and things happened to be that weren't forseen..
The first night of the shot my vision blurred
and retina damage sadly occured..
The eye doctor said there's a hole in my macular.
I can't see it but hope it's spectacular..
The retina specialist thought I had a disease
and wouldn't listen to my self-advocacy..
One year later now I'm happy to say the hole
is still there but no disease came my way. I
won't get your boosters. I hope that's okay?
Covid has left town
leaving only a sniff and snuffle.
Monkey pox is still a puzzle
we have learned not to nuzzle
a monkeys muzzle.
Now big pharm
wants us to take a vaccine
every year
even though it does not work
nor has it been properly tested.
The CDC demands we jab
our already immune kids more,
cardiac risks could be high
incidences soar.
The cynical might wonder if Pfizer
are in it for the money,
but that would be unthinkable!
The CDC is not political,
perish the thought.
Back to school, back to face diapers
back to front as usual,
all for naught.
Please clearly print your name
on the front of your mask. Cupid.
(Cupid is having a heck of a time this year. Not to forget all the other mishaps masks are causing. As a public service, I will just reiterate a few -- and please add some to my list as you become aware: CDC has just determined that Masks cause life threatening flatulence; per Fauci's recommendation, Pfizer is developing a new Posterior-mask – asking for volunteers with IBS to participate – Biden promises 100 billion masks by next Thanksgiving – he has issued an Executive Order banning all Chili-fests (Hear that Texas!) – Also, dental colleges in New York and Los Angeles are running dangerous low on masks with automatic floss attachments, Biden promising to order several Billion from reputable Chinese manufacturer in Wuhan. So, we really need to Brain-storm, here at Soup – it is our Civic Duty! Joe.)
Come my friends and beat the drum
For a newer better world to come
So raise your glass to old friends known
And those who have now passed and gone
For bad times will have an end
And we know what it takes to defend
Ourselves from the COVID 19 disease
And kick out the English comedian Katie Hopkins as we please
Get your jab in your arm twice
To stop the virus as cold as ice
Whether it be Astra Seneca or Pfizer made
Roll up your sleeve for us all we bade
And as we sit in our lounge chair
Contemplating for whom we care
Make sure you cleanse hands and wear a mask
Staying home in isolation can be such a task!!
© Paul Warren Poetry
Chuckles over
humanity?
While freedom
lessens for all!
Don't ever pen
about that!
You will be called
a rat.
Best pen only of
daffodils!
While Pfizer makes
a new, poison pill.
Guaranteed to make
thousands dead or ill!
And many off social
media, are cut.
They actually had the
moral courage to speak
out!
We have the pen, to of
a huge difference make.
But rather have chosen
to be laughter lakes!
7/11/2021
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We watch the news, we get advice
And then, before we’ve listened twice,
The recommended actions change
And what results is slightly strange.
For should we wear a mask or not?
It’s “no” for those who’ve had the shot
(Or both, if what you got was Pfizer;
One is just the appetizer).
In my ‘hood we all were masked.
Who had vaccines? Nobody asked.
But now the CDC has spoken,
Former rules have all been broken.
Some still cover mouth and nose
Out of habit, I suppose.
Others don’t wear masks at all
Following the latest call.
Most fall somewhere in between,
Dangling masks which likely mean
If you’re too close or seem to lack
A vaccine, then the mask pops back.
Of course, you cannot really tell
Who’s gotten vaxxed, but it would quell
A lot of fear, for then we could
Remove our vexing masks for good.
The House Soup of the Day
By me always holds sway
Be it tomato or potato ~
Hold the 'tender chunks of crow'
As for appetizers
Make sure they're not from Pfizer
And leave out the salad greens
I abhor abdominal vaccine
Now, as for the main course
Please don't serve monkey or horse
What if I ate a future Bonzo or Mr. Ed
I'd rather starve, thank you...
'real tears' I'm known to shed
Finally, we come to dessert
My preference, I hereby blurt
If I've already eaten my fill ~ then
Dessert, your favorite poet kills
Attention smokers – come on down!
We’ve got vaccines for you!
Just push those older folk aside
And front-line workers, too.
Like cancer patients, you deserve
To jump the Pfizer lines;
Ignore those teachers waiting,
With their “We should come first” whines.
So what if you brought on yourselves
The damage to your lungs?
You need the shots because of it –
Ignore those wagging tongues.
Please thank New Jersey’s leader
For he’s moved you up the list
Despite so many left behind
Who are, quite rightly, pissed.
Bad Santa won’t wear safety clothing
so the reindeer will not pull his sleigh
They ignore him and treat him with loathing
since he’s refusing to work Christmas Day
I think parents across the whole nation
should all take naughty Santa to task
His behaviour has caused aggravation
he should be wearing his gloves and a mask
News from the Elf and Safety advisor
is that as Santa’s brushed off good hygiene
He must be immunised by “Pfizer”
to protect him from Covid Nineteen!
Christmas Rhyme only 8 - 12 lines - Premium Prize Poetry Contest
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12/22/20
COVID 19 CHRISTMAS CAROL SALUTE
I’ll stay home for Christmas with my family,
Wear my mask just like they ask, and wash hands frequently.
Christmas Eve will find me in a quarantine;
I’ll stay home for Christmas and wait for my vaccine
Tune—I’ll Be Home For Christmas
I’m dreaming of a fright Christmas
For everywhere that I may go,
Be it John or Mary, the virus carry,
And they just may never know.
I’m dreaming of a fright Christmas,
Stay every six feet that I might.
May some day be merry and bright,
And next Christmas not be full of fright.
Tune—I’m Dreaming Of A White Christmas
COVID, the 19 virus, had a very sneaky way
Of getting in our country from a lab in China’s bay.
Now every other virus will be known by this same name;
No matter what folks die from, COVID now will be to blame.
Bur one hopeful Christmas Eve, Pfizer came to say,
“COVID with your deaths and fright, I will put you out tonight!”
Now many people love them, and they’re shouting out with glee,
“COVID, the 19 virus, soon you will be history!”
Tune—Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer
They Are Recalling WHAT!
By Elton Camp
Most car recalls are not a big deal
We’re still safe behind the wheel
Even food recalls are usually okay
If the food was cooked the right way
But it really comes as quite a whack
If they want your pacemaker back
Likewise, if it’s your artificial joint
That to a defect they should point
Now the latest recall that I do hear
Errors in birth control pills they fear
So if you took the pills like they say,
May learn you’re pregnant one day
They admit the pills made the wrong way
Were distributed throughout the U.S.A.
I wonder if Pfizer will take the baby too
Or exactly what it is they propose to do
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