They Are Recalling What

They Are Recalling WHAT! By Elton Camp Most car recalls are not a big deal We’re still safe behind the wheel Even food recalls are usually okay If the food was cooked the right way But it really comes as quite a whack If they want your pacemaker back Likewise, if it’s your artificial joint That to a defect they should point Now the latest recall that I do hear Errors in birth control pills they fear So if you took the pills like they say, May learn you’re pregnant one day They admit the pills made the wrong way Were distributed throughout the U.S.A. I wonder if Pfizer will take the baby too Or exactly what it is they propose to do