They Are Recalling What

They Are Recalling WHAT!

By Elton Camp

Most car recalls are not a big deal
We’re still safe behind the wheel

Even food recalls are usually okay
If the food was cooked the right way

But it really comes as quite a whack
If they want your pacemaker back

Likewise, if it’s your artificial joint
That to a defect they should point

Now the latest recall that I do hear
Errors in birth control pills they fear

So if you took the pills like they say,
May learn you’re pregnant one day

They admit the pills made the wrong way
Were distributed throughout the U.S.A.

I wonder if Pfizer will take the baby too
Or exactly what it is they propose to do
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Dailey Avatar
February 2, 2012 at 9:26 AM
I always like topical news told in rhyme. Mike
Andresen Avatar
February 2, 2012 at 6:21 AM
Funny Elton,wery well done!!!:) - oxox love Anne-Lise
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