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Bad Santa

Bad Santa won’t wear safety clothing		
so the reindeer will not pull his sleigh 		
They ignore him and treat him with loathing	
since he’s refusing to work Christmas Day	

I think parents across the whole nation		
should all take naughty Santa to task		
His behaviour has caused aggravation	
he should be wearing his gloves and a mask 	

News from the Elf and Safety advisor	
is that as Santa’s brushed off good hygiene 		
He must be immunised by “Pfizer”
to protect him from Covid Nineteen! 
		
Christmas Rhyme only 8 - 12 lines - Premium Prize Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

12/22/20

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2020

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Evelyn Swartz Date: 1/7/2021 7:54:00 PM great poem a wonderful spin on the virus and Santa..well written Login to Reply

Lei Strauss Date: 12/31/2020 9:13:00 PM Dropping by to say congrats Jan Login to Reply

David Kavanagh Date: 12/27/2020 12:40:00 PM You certainly captured the zeitgeist here Jan, so well thought out, and a fully deserving winner, congratulations, cheers David Login to Reply

Krish Radhakrishna Date: 12/27/2020 6:30:00 AM Jan Congrats! Very good! just perfect with all the essential ingredients!! love it! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/27/2020 11:57:00 AM Thanks so much Krish:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin Date: 12/27/2020 4:49:00 AM Jan congratulations on your win with your cute and creative poem! hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/27/2020 11:56:00 AM Thanks SO much Tania I am absolutely delighted to be on your winner's list:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 12/25/2020 12:01:00 PM Santa off all people should know better! Best he gets the 'Pfizer' vaccine, silly Santa, he must protect himself and others from Covid - 19. Lovely poem Jan, Blessings and hugs, Jennifer. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/27/2020 11:55:00 AM Thanks Jennifer, they will start the immunisation on our island from early January, lets see how effective it is:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood Date: 12/24/2020 2:09:00 AM That’s it. I’m lighting a massive fire in my grate... that’ll teach him. Mind you, if he’s in tier four, he can’t come anyway! Good luck in the contest, Jan. Terry Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/27/2020 11:54:00 AM lol Terry:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 12/23/2020 7:43:00 PM Hello Jan … he’s not setting a good example for kids during these troubled times is he - merry Christmas Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/27/2020 11:54:00 AM thanks Lindsay:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 12/23/2020 1:42:00 PM ha! this is a perfect poem for the season, jan! wishing you and your loved ones a very merry christmas! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2020 2:28:00 PM Thanks so much for your continued support throughout the year my friend, here's to a happy healthy and covid free 2021:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose Date: 12/23/2020 12:50:00 PM We need him Vaccinated too, heh, nice one Jan, Merry Christmas, from my heart to yours. xo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2020 2:27:00 PM Thanks so much Vie, have a happy time over the festive period:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 12/23/2020 10:19:00 AM This would have been a winner in Carolyn Devonshire's contest! What happened to "Father Christmas"? Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2020 12:40:00 PM I wonder if Santa will be visiting - he is not coming to me i have written so many poop poems lol:-) Have a great time over the festive period:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/23/2020 8:36:00 AM Very amusing Jan and a poem that’s good for the times, would be great to see this on posters everywhere as a reminder to keep safe and wear a mask on the face. Merry Christmas ~ Belle xx :-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2020 12:36:00 PM Thanks Belle:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 12/23/2020 8:31:00 AM Hi Jan, Good take on the contest challenge. It's a different Christmas story that I enjoyed very much. Best wishes in the contest:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2020 12:36:00 PM thanks Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 12/23/2020 6:35:00 AM I suppose the thik beard of Santa is a mask of its own. Merry Christmas. ~~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2020 7:48:00 AM So true Victor, happy Christmas my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Simon Hamill Date: 12/22/2020 11:16:00 PM Thank you jan.you make me smile.good luck in competition.hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas.take care.simon:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2020 7:48:00 AM Thanks so much Simon, I have had my son home since march it is the best Christmas gift any mother could have during these uncertain times. Hope you have a great time over the festive season:-) hugs Jan xx