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Bad Santa won’t wear safety clothing so the reindeer will not pull his sleigh They ignore him and treat him with loathing since he’s refusing to work Christmas Day I think parents across the whole nation should all take naughty Santa to task His behaviour has caused aggravation he should be wearing his gloves and a mask News from the Elf and Safety advisor is that as Santa’s brushed off good hygiene He must be immunised by “Pfizer” to protect him from Covid Nineteen! Christmas Rhyme only 8 - 12 lines - Premium Prize Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 12/22/20

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Evelyn Swartz

Date: 1/7/2021 7:54:00 PM

great poem a wonderful spin on the virus and Santa..well written

Lei Strauss

Date: 12/31/2020 9:13:00 PM

Dropping by to say congrats Jan

David Kavanagh

Date: 12/27/2020 12:40:00 PM

You certainly captured the zeitgeist here Jan, so well thought out, and a fully deserving winner, congratulations, cheers David

Krish Radhakrishna

Date: 12/27/2020 6:30:00 AM

Jan Congrats! Very good! just perfect with all the essential ingredients!! love it!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/27/2020 11:57:00 AM

Thanks so much Krish:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/27/2020 4:49:00 AM

Jan congratulations on your win with your cute and creative poem! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 12/27/2020 11:56:00 AM

Thanks SO much Tania I am absolutely delighted to be on your winner's list:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 12/25/2020 12:01:00 PM

Santa off all people should know better! Best he gets the 'Pfizer' vaccine, silly Santa, he must protect himself and others from Covid - 19. Lovely poem Jan, Blessings and hugs, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/27/2020 11:55:00 AM

Thanks Jennifer, they will start the immunisation on our island from early January, lets see how effective it is:-) hugs jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 12/24/2020 2:09:00 AM

That’s it. I’m lighting a massive fire in my grate... that’ll teach him. Mind you, if he’s in tier four, he can’t come anyway! Good luck in the contest, Jan. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 12/27/2020 11:54:00 AM

lol Terry:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/23/2020 7:43:00 PM

Hello Jan … he’s not setting a good example for kids during these troubled times is he - merry Christmas Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 12/27/2020 11:54:00 AM

thanks Lindsay:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 12/23/2020 1:42:00 PM

ha! this is a perfect poem for the season, jan! wishing you and your loved ones a very merry christmas!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/23/2020 2:28:00 PM

Thanks so much for your continued support throughout the year my friend, here's to a happy healthy and covid free 2021:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 12/23/2020 12:50:00 PM

We need him Vaccinated too, heh, nice one Jan, Merry Christmas, from my heart to yours. xo

Jan Allison
Date: 12/23/2020 2:27:00 PM

Thanks so much Vie, have a happy time over the festive period:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/23/2020 10:19:00 AM

This would have been a winner in Carolyn Devonshire's contest! What happened to "Father Christmas"? Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 12/23/2020 12:40:00 PM

I wonder if Santa will be visiting - he is not coming to me i have written so many poop poems lol:-) Have a great time over the festive period:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 12/23/2020 8:36:00 AM

Very amusing Jan and a poem that’s good for the times, would be great to see this on posters everywhere as a reminder to keep safe and wear a mask on the face. Merry Christmas ~ Belle xx :-)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/23/2020 12:36:00 PM

Thanks Belle:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/23/2020 8:31:00 AM

Hi Jan, Good take on the contest challenge. It's a different Christmas story that I enjoyed very much. Best wishes in the contest:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 12/23/2020 12:36:00 PM

thanks Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 12/23/2020 6:35:00 AM

I suppose the thik beard of Santa is a mask of its own. Merry Christmas. ~~

Jan Allison
Date: 12/23/2020 7:48:00 AM

So true Victor, happy Christmas my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Simon Hamill

Date: 12/22/2020 11:16:00 PM

Thank you jan.you make me smile.good luck in competition.hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas.take care.simon:)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/23/2020 7:48:00 AM

Thanks so much Simon, I have had my son home since march it is the best Christmas gift any mother could have during these uncertain times. Hope you have a great time over the festive season:-) hugs Jan xx