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Premium Member Strangled by Progressives

We loved videogames, Paul, Sam and me
Came up with an idea, started a company
Sales were good, but success was a curse
It started when the law said we must be diverse.

So we hired Mary, Chantelle, and Helene
But social media was their preferred scene.
Mary spent work time applying lotions
Helene said she was passed over for promotions.

Helene walked away with lots of dough
We settled her lawsuit, but it was a blow
Then we had to pay the business tax
Sam gave half our staff the axe.

Then the hydro plant fell to a progressive plan.
so salmon could swim upstream without a dam.
They built lots of turbines where trees used to grow
So our servers were down when the wind wouldn't blow.

Then Paul said that marriage should be between Adam and Eve.
An online mob descended like you wouldn't believe.
I told him to grovel, but we felt the sting
So I sold our patents to a guy in Beijing.

If you wonder why you can't get a job
Or the one that you got makes you feel like a blob.
Ask the idealists who care about all except you.
They're sitting at the levers, that self-righteous crew.

Father of 2G




           Hi-tech is my game 
           Analog to digital
           I hail from Nashville 
           Over one hundred patents
           I'm Jesse Eugene Russell

Patent Man



                 An autodidact
                 I fathered many patents
                 I was born a slave 
                 U.S. railways I designed 
                 I stood tall until my grave


Fee per copy

She used the incerating toilet to dispose of the horse dung.
it inspired someone to create an incinerater
for cattle , horse and pet waste.
the ashes could be used in mulch.
He titled it.
"Materails to Colonize Space'
the secrets of establish a colony in space.
they often dumped that dung into the old
hand-dug outhouses.
covering the dung with sawdust
so the oder wouldn't
ofend the next user.
But this idea ould be patented and alot of money could be made
by helping a lot of people do this thing.
It seemed a novel and humane way of thinking.

Written by: the Inventor and Salesperson 
 Language Of Patents
rights and processes
disclaimers and terms
maintenance fee'
priority and pending
variations like patent terms
esperson Sterculius or Stercutus
Patent Pending

    +++++ResoLute+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++==++++++++++++++++++++++++++++The guy who creates the elastic snap-on strap for pants to make pants waist expand and contract to your size
will be one wealthy suiter!+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Devil’s Food

They fed us lies in golden wrappers,
Salted dreams, sugared chains.
A kingdom of flavors,
Ruling the tongue, enslaving the soul.

The streets smell of comfort,
But comfort is a coffin.
Fast hands, fast bites,
Slow deaths in shining lights.

They called it progress —
Processed, packaged, poisoned.
The wheat no longer breathes,
The corn no longer knows the sun.

Scientists play God in white coats,
Mixing genes with greed.
Seeds owned by kings unseen,
Farmers kneel to patents, not to rain.

Children smile with candy-stained lips,
While angels weep in the soil.
Our hunger is manufactured,
Our cravings designed in labs.

What we eat now eats us —
Silently, sweetly, efficiently.
The body weakens, the spirit dims,
And the Devil counts his profits.

Eat, they say,
But forget who’s feeding you.
The banquet of mankind
Has become his own funeral feast.

Researchers Have Identified The Gene Responsible For Aging

they’ve found it,
the little bastard,
the switch inside us all
that ticks down like a
bomb.

they call it discovery,
a holy grail
in a white lab coat.

the headlines say,
we can stop the body
from rusting,
from falling apart,
from dying.

but don’t get too happy—
it’s not for you,
or me,
or the kid coughing
on a hospital bed,
his mother counting
change in a paper cup
by the soda machine.

the poor won’t see it,
they never do.
the miracle pill,
the nano cure,
the second life—
all locked in a vault
of stock options and patents.

we’ll keep aging
in dirty apartments,
while the rich buy time
like it’s whiskey
at the corner bar.


Innovation Of Greed

Patents brought us greed
As Nikolai Tesla modernize technology 
Thinkers and the so-called inventors copy
Most of Tesla's invention to innovation 
While Tesla died in penury and underprivileged 
His innovators became rich and wealthy.

Premium Member Lee the Optimistic Optimist

Lee the optimistic optimist invented things too
He could ride a bike with less wheels than two
Dogs and birds tried to go along on his adventures
He invented red white and blue casual dentures.

What else did he invent? My children begged me.
They had heard many stories about Liberty Lee.
I had grown up with him and he was a kick.
He invented chocolate cake two times more than thick.

He had one hundred patents by the time he was twenty.
You would have thought this would have been plenty.
But Lee invented all day, and sometimes into the night.
He would wake up with an idea that was way out of sight.

By the time he was seventy, he was a trillionaire.
He had invented robots that could braid your hair.
And cosmonauts who travelled in blood stream of a dog.
Invented also a sweet smelling fragrance for a hog.

Premium Member Stanley Meyer

Here lies the body of Stanley Meyer
Inventor, salesman, and consummate liar
A brain aneurysm
Might have kept him from prison
Both he and his fuel cell patents expired


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https://environment.umn.edu/education/susteducation/stanley-meyer-an-infamous-invention-and-death/

Premium Member Evidence

Evidence cannot and will not be denied
When there is concrete evidence on a computer,
Or from photos, or slides or testing or patents;
                         That is what it is!
Call it disinformation all that you want
To cave into that is letting denial take over
And putting you and your loved ones at risk!
To avoid researching, when lies spread like wildfire is reckless
Lives are on the line and this is the reality we face
Unity is needed at a dangerous time like this
Truth is the blazing torch to light the way
New things are thrown at us every single day
If you want peace, courage, love and healing,
              Acknowledgement is the only way!

Heidi Sands

4/30/22

Premium Member Parody of a Famous Poem

My mistress' eyes are nothing like a 40 
Watt full spectrum LED bulb; 
Doritos are far more red than her lips' red; 
If Teslas be white, why then her organs for nourishing babies are dun; 
If hairs be USB cables, USB cables grow on her head. 
I have seen Monsanto patents damasked, red and white, 
But no such intellectual property see I in her cheeks; 
And in some volatile aerosols is there more delight 
Than in the exhalation that from my mistress is unmentionably unpleasant. 
I love to hear her powerful voice, yet well I know 
That WAP hath a far more pleasing sound; 
I grant I never saw a goddess go (except when I became too old for parental controls) 
My mistress, when she stalks, kneads the earth like a cat. 
   And yet, by Hubble’s image of The Pillars of Creation, I think my love as rare 
   As any she belied with false compare.

Contest: Parody of a famous poem
Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins
Dec 21 2020

Strolling

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With a i I ran in the rain
Patents waiting in the I of the storm
Was that bell
-------------low me
Probe a lea
Will we get a long
A just by itself so alonely
rong has slipped its w
tmd still timid without its eyes
Don't diss
my guise
wonder if there is sky
in the places our eyes can't see

Premium Member Patents 'Mean' Dollars

a global cure means
a free share of data

that's a certain no-matter
the side of the curtain

we live on
only one planet

stan sand

Premium Member 3,500 Patents

A Japanese inventor has over 3,500 patents
That's three times more than Thomas Alva Edison
Do they ever sleep
Do they count sheep
Checked it recently, no special talents

Premium Member Walking Through Small Waters -

As I walk through this small Waters
My feet are dry
If I hear the angels crying
Tears in their eyes
Alone as I wander
I begin to wonder
The plight of the world
Those saved an unsaved
Those who choose and those that refuse 
I asked in patents, I holla 
Hallelujah baptized as I walk
If I walk through small Waters

5/25/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr  2020

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