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Mom Parody Poems

These Mom Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Mom. These are the best examples of Parody Mom poems written by international poets.

The Duckling - Apologies to Edgar Allan Poe

Once before my bedtime, nearing, which I dreaded, fazed and fearing,  
Stories mother would read me before she closed and locked my bedroom door...

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Categories: humor, parody,

Let's Enjoy This Feast - a Parody

{To be sung to the tune of "Beauty and the Beast" from the same musical}



Dinner bells, they chime
Calling out to me
Today's dish depends
On the market...

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Categories: parody, food, song,

Goldibear and the Three Locks

One day when the sun seemed hotter than hell,
at lunch, pre-teen Goldibear started to yell.
"Who's fixing my sandwich, who's warming my soup?
and ice cream! ...

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Categories: parody, 11th grade, angst, for

Death's At the Door

Death's at our door, it's right there on our Ring.
I told it we're busy but it's patient - I think.
Death's at our door and -...

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Categories: parody, 11th grade, death, fantasy,

Really Bad Poetry From a Really Good Egg

Alexadrine’s gobbledygook:
Heidi morning was a beautiful dream
The whirlwind’s skinny day contemplation 
             ...

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Categories: parody,

Mama I Want To Play

Mama I Want to Play… with apologies to Frank Loesser

Layla, my puppy: I really can’t stay
Me: (But Layla I asked you to)
I wanna go play
(Oh...

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Categories: parody, best friend, cute love,

Party Time

It was a party for the ages
Everyone and their friends were there
When half way through the festivities
A loud explosion burst in the air!

Cy Cosis yelled,...

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Categories: parody, word play,

The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas in Jamaica, Queens,
I was out shopping in my Jordache jeans.
The last minute shoppers were out in full bloom;
The buses and...

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Categories: christmas, december, humor, parody,

They Call Me the Boogie Man

They call me the Boogie Man

They call me the Boogie Man...cause, that's my name
I'll always be around to drive your kids insane

Nobody wants to have...

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Categories: parody, children, kids, funny, humorous,

Meet a Dog Nsmed Earl Lee

MEET EARL LEE  (A dog who was named  appropriately)

Great to meet you my name is Earl Lee 
If you say my name real...

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Categories: parody, animal, cat, dog, humorous,

Little Donald's Tale

Donald, what are you doing with all those trash cans?
Building a wall Mom, I have some great plans.
Don't worry Mom the neighbor will pay,
I'll make...

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Categories: parody, poetry,

Vision Or Truth

I don't know whether you are vision or truth
But i'm sure that my love is pure and true
You will be mine i have no clue
Without...

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Categories: mom, parody, sorrow, visionary,

Satan Oscillate My Metallic Sonatas

*****To the naked EYE, this poem may seem like gibberish,
but I assure you it is loaded with 24 palindromes,
3 palindrome phrases, 1 hidden palindrome phrase,
and...

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Categories: humorous, nonsense, onomatopoeia, parody,

Family Dinner

Everyone is dressed just right,

with our smiles slapped on tight,

we are having a family dinner.

The mood is tense,

yet we have to make sense,

and we can...

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Categories: parody, brother, celebration, dad, daughter,

No Job Can'T Pay the Bills Try Jesus

Here I sit, uncertain of what lies ahead.
I’m still wondering how my family will be fed.

I once had a job that provided a sense of...

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Categories: parody, anger, bible, career, change,