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Satan Oscillate My Metallic Sonatas

*****To the naked EYE, this poem may seem like gibberish, but I assure you it is loaded with 24 palindromes, 3 palindrome phrases, 1 hidden palindrome phrase, and is chock full with enormous wordplay... oh and one more palindrome in this description. Can you find more? I challenge you word freaks!***** ____SATAN OSCILLATE MY METALLIC SONATAS____ Last night, around eleven or so, I decided to paint a pink castle. To my dismay, on display, is what looks more like a pink *******. Picasso would've been so proud! Today, upon recording nothing short of a colossal debacle, I've chosen to utilize the eyes of a hostile apostle. Tossing docile scribble, I'm scribing. Describing life like a diatribe conniving REVIVER at a revival. LIVE EVIL! Palindrome EYE to the side of my tribe. Get in line, standing at the hands of HANNA. PULL UP. RISE AND VOTE SIR! EYE LEVEL to NUN'S BOOB. WOW! We OTTO-matically POP a PEEP at NOON! DAD got so damn mad he DID the DEED and split three XANAX with his MADAM and MOM! (ALA the ABBA GIG way back in them AHA kookie KOOK days) So anyways... Back to peek hassle! Do ya' think he might like ta' take a stab at my STATS? *****(this was fun as fun can be: hope you have half as much fun with it as I did:)***** ~JSLambert

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Date: 1/19/2022 3:49:00 PM
Always been a quirky writer and I would expect nothing less from you! I always enjoy reading your work, hope you come back to the soup. Your friend always, Jess :)
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Date: 10/1/2016 9:03:00 PM
Alright you witty writing drone, i found my first real palindrone Above the first line but below the second Next to sex with nuns i reccon But i'll be honest, i dont know The meaning of a palindrone Cause i dont have to look for those Ill search after i find them homes!
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Date: 10/1/2016 8:53:00 PM
I really admire you as a writer. This poem is absolutely ridiculous yet i know it was intentional. at face value it is light hearted and a truely entertaining read. I didnt speand my time with it lookimg for conundrums and latifaws but it was ferking halarious and witty man!
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Date: 10/2/2014 1:06:00 PM
I won't lie to you Robo....I have read this several times and am still looking for answers and definitions. This sort of reminds me of an adolescent boy trying out new experiences in life! But you sure managed to keep me on this post for much longer than usual:) // paul
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Jslambert Mister Roboto
Date: 11/5/2014 5:58:00 AM
at this poem, you gotta look very close. The title alone is one big palindrome, same backwards and forwards. This is one of those rare pieces I wrote strictly to challenge myself and have fun. There is no real meaning to it, just a bunch of word puzzles. Thanks for reading.
Date: 9/23/2014 2:05:00 PM
really enjoyed reading this very beautifully drawn piece
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Date: 9/20/2014 4:06:00 PM
Very creative..I enjoyed the read..
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Date: 9/20/2014 12:19:00 PM
Where have ya been my friend? Mr. Roboto with the wordplay motto. Toss out some more ink, make we readers think. Gift us with da word play. Make us think in another way.....
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Date: 9/18/2014 4:48:00 PM
Without a doubt you are the wordplay master here. I read it four times and was still discovery stuff! You sir have a unique genius methinks.. Bravo!!!!
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Date: 9/9/2014 6:52:00 PM
around eleven or so, split three xanax, you say... I'm troubled by your mind... LOL.. Anyways, this is so xool, I read it three times. Each time, boggled my mind. If you are proud of you, I am proud you pulled this off... :) and you said 24, I'm guessing you had fun writing this one... Linda
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Date: 9/9/2014 6:48:00 PM
I am blown away by your mystery, LOL..I had to study the poem. "I feel as If I just walked out of a nutshell." I'm still lost somewhere here. You are original, some unique images, EVEN though it's ODDly. LOL. - I like the way you are holding my interest right here... Brilliant swagging, simple metaphors Thanks for sharing. Write on and on....., I'll be right back... ya know... LINDA
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Jslambert Mister Roboto
Date: 11/5/2014 5:59:00 AM
at this poem, you gotta look very close. The title alone is one big palindrome, same backwards and forwards. This is one of those rare pieces I wrote strictly to challenge myself and have fun. There is no real meaning to it, just a bunch of word puzzles. Thanks for reading.
Date: 9/6/2014 9:00:00 AM
This is indeed fun!
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Date: 9/6/2014 4:34:00 AM
This was fun to read. It made me laugh at some parts and was just highly entertaining. Always, ~Becca
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Date: 9/6/2014 1:17:00 AM
Wow..Definitely lots of palindromes,that isn't easy at all..I love your witty humor from the title till the end.So Satan ruined your sonatas and darn your pink castle too : )Lol!I like the style you use,sarcasm at its best.l Well done!!! Palindromic C.C B-) (Charmaine Chircop)
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Jslambert Mister Roboto
Date: 11/5/2014 6:00:00 AM
u are sweet!

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