Kim Rodrigues Poet Vogon Poetry

Really Bad Poetry From a Really Good Egg

Alexadrine’s gobbledygook:
Heidi morning was a beautiful dream
The whirlwind’s skinny day contemplation 
                                    loved by the moon
                                It wants my mom
I spell congratulations
                 w-o-n-d-e-r-f-u-l       We were!
Our wonderful bells bells bells bells day
                      Oh no
I love my other grandma’s
            every grandma
      I love you fams
AWkqskqks,wsllwvmfkrheuuueuruueod
kekekkdjguirufitokfhekk
jfkkfkjkflfmfkoqajehgkgkgllrkkjhmgkgkkgklsl
In the end he couldn’t help the bleep
of his vogotten speech - he says it’s french
don’t believe him   go back
to the beginning of Alexadrine’s...

5/30/2020
Vogon Poetry (really bad poetry) Quoopisk Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Team Poetry Soup

*The Bells by Edgar Allen Poe
**Much of this was from a page my five year old grandson wrote.
I try to promote poetry and he said it was his poem.
He used the microphone for some of this.

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Caren Krutsinger June 2, 2020 at 2:08 AM Hilarious Kim. Fun to read; a delight. Kim Rodrigues June 2, 2020 at 4:06 PM Thank you, Caren!

Tom Cunningham May 31, 2020 at 6:07 PM Fair play to your Grandson Kim, he's playing with words and that's a great sign that he will follow in Grandma's footsteps. Tom Kim Rodrigues May 31, 2020 at 6:30 PM Love it! Thanks :)

Silent One May 31, 2020 at 6:20 AM Oh this is really good... I see the potential in your grandson lol Kim Rodrigues May 31, 2020 at 6:24 AM Thank you! Hugs!

Silent One May 31, 2020 at 6:20 AM Oh this is really good... I see the potential in your grandson lol

Jan Allison May 31, 2020 at 2:44 AM this is too good to be bad Kim !!so glad you are passing on your love of poetry - it is a gift to your grandchild!! Kim Rodrigues May 31, 2020 at 4:44 AM Thank you, sweet Jan :)

Jennifer Proxenos May 31, 2020 at 1:07 AM If I have time, I'll give it a go. Great write Kim. Blessings, Jennifer. Kim Rodrigues May 31, 2020 at 4:44 AM Thank you, my friend!

Eve Roper May 30, 2020 at 11:22 PM I like the way you did yours, lovely, I wasn't sure what to write just guessed as I did my Sijo. Good luck Kim Rodrigues May 31, 2020 at 4:44 AM Thank you, Eve! :)

Harry Horsman May 30, 2020 at 10:58 PM Wow, this is different, love it. Kim Rodrigues May 31, 2020 at 4:44 AM Thank you, Harry! :)

Regina Mcintosh May 30, 2020 at 9:57 PM So sweet . Love to you and prayers too, Bless you always, Gina Kim Rodrigues May 31, 2020 at 4:45 AM Thank you, Regina! Blessings and all to you :)

Aditi Mishra May 30, 2020 at 6:21 PM The Vogon part is amusing but more than that I love the innocence of expressions by your grandson and the title you have used is really sweet :) Kim Rodrigues May 31, 2020 at 4:45 AM Thank you, Aditi!