Robert Stoner Jr Poet Rhyme

Little Donald's Tale

Donald, what are you doing with all those trash cans?
Building a wall Mom, I have some great plans.
Don't worry Mom the neighbor will pay,
I'll make our yard a safe place to play.

I'll charge the mailman an import tax,
worked a great deal for our garbage sacks.
Our Mexican lawn man now has legal egress,
home schooling the rule with more recess.

Band aids and aspirin from now on are free,
you and sister Suzie guaranteed equality.
Allowances will raise to a living wage,
I increased our security with a pit bull named Rage.

We're going to win Mom, like never before,
we'll live with the neighbors in mutual rapport.
Your going to love it when I take reign,
I'm going to make home great again.


Robert Gene Stoner Jr
5/8/16  ©

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Genevieve Mika-Stevens May 20, 2016 at 2:07 PM Well this is quite funny...Perhaps the candidates would love it........ Robert Stoner Jr May 22, 2016 at 4:49 PM Thanks for the read and kind comments on this piece. I sent it to the editor of the Tampa Times for possible publishing, lol.

Teddy Kimathi May 18, 2016 at 5:25 AM A very humorous piece!! Congrats Robert, for your top placement in the contest!! ;-) Robert Stoner Jr May 22, 2016 at 4:48 PM Thank you Teddy for your meassage of congratulations on this write.

Sandra Haight May 17, 2016 at 5:15 PM Ha Ha, too funny, Robert! Love it! Congratulations on your podium win. 7, Sandra Robert Stoner Jr May 17, 2016 at 6:17 PM Thank you Sandra for the read and offered support on this tale, always appreciated.

Lukas Ficklin May 17, 2016 at 3:12 PM Congrats on your win Robert... enjoyed :) Robert Stoner Jr May 17, 2016 at 3:48 PM Thank you Lukas for the read and visit of congratulations on this contest effort.

Sara Chansarkar May 17, 2016 at 9:57 AM Smart one,congrats Robert! Robert Stoner Jr May 17, 2016 at 3:47 PM Thank you Sara for the read and visit of support on this effort.

Casarah Nance May 17, 2016 at 8:28 AM Very clever! I enjoyed this very much, so glad you entered. Grats on a third place win :) Robert Stoner Jr May 17, 2016 at 3:47 PM Thank you Casarah for a placement and opportunity to explore this muse.