Meet a Dog Nsmed Earl Lee

MEET EARL LEE (A dog who was named appropriately) Great to meet you my name is Earl Lee If you say my name real fast it comes out Early Only sometimes they call me my other name Curly But I'm not particularly fond of that Because I think it's a suitable name for a cat Earl Lee sounds quite sedate, a dignified Show Stopping pup With good things in store who's on his way up But let's get back to my original plan If I'm Early to rise I'll be sure to find treats in the cat's sandy pan! LATER--- Don't get excited I wrote this when I was a sniveling pup I've since become wiser you could say I've grown up I no longer indulge in such a strange addiction But I fooled mom and dad thinking kitty had a real bad obstruction They kept looking in her pan like they want her treats too They looked all over even inside each shoe They whispered and said "I hope she's not constipated" We'll give her some oil and get this problem extirpated What does that mean "oil inside kitty" Maybe her treats will become oily and slippery