Oven Ready Poems - Poems about Oven Ready

...[According to Mr Google, what we Brits call a vest is what Americans call an undershirt] The completely cuckoo cuckoo Had got too big for his nest And so he made a hammock From a tatty old s......Read the rest...

...Cold winter It was the coldest winter anyone had experienced. Birds fell from the sky frozen and oven ready. He opened all windows let the coal- fire roar, birds came sat on his roof; so many......Read the rest...

...The turkey who gets pardoned Doesn’t understand his luck, As all his buddies soon will have Their feathers set to pluck. Tradition gives the president One pardon every year. Most likely, then......Read the rest...

...3 cups of pureed shrimp 3 cups of grounded white fish 1/2 cup of lemon juice 3 cups of bread crumbs 1 tablespoon of mace 3 tablespoons of cayenne pepper 2 tablespoons of garlic powder 1/2 cup ......Read the rest...

...Turkey with trims Sunbathing in hot oven, ready for gazzumping! 17-11-2015......Read the rest...

...The weather outside is frightful My heated home is so delightful Hangin' in my jammies don't ya know- Let it snow let it snow let it snow. Warmed the oven ready for bakin' Apple pie is what I'......Read the rest...

...She came in flying sheet of ice an icing on the cake For that matter idle chatter frisky kitten chilly cold Oven ready eyes are beady dough is steady simple bake Funny spicy squashy swishy kitty......Read the rest...

...Down in Alabam where big sweet taters grow lives great aunt Cyndi diggin dirt with a hoe. Up in the morn bout the crack o’ dawn see for miles where she’s dug up the lawn. Hard as nails with hai......Read the rest...

...Get those taste buds flowing fast eggs bacon sausage Layer Pour on the chedder ch......Read the rest...