Pardon

The turkey who gets pardoned
Doesn’t understand his luck,
As all his buddies soon will have
Their feathers set to pluck.

Tradition gives the president
One pardon every year.
Most likely, then, that pardoned bird
Will up and disappear.

Where does he go? Where will he live?
Is this a second chance
Or will he have to do, next year,
The “Please don’t kill me!” dance?

The rest of us get ready to
Find recipes we’ve stored,
Relieved to know our turkeys, dead,
Have somehow climbed on board.

For just how disconcerting
Would a scene like this one be:
An oven-ready gobbler shouting,
“Hey there! Pardon me!”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Rigoler Avatar
November 26, 2020 at 8:03 PM
How nice of Trump to pardon a turkey that has done anything like his "buddies in crime" who get his pardons! / M
Watt Avatar
November 25, 2020 at 5:14 PM
witty and charming!
Rodrigues Avatar
November 22, 2020 at 11:29 AM
LOL...love it. A real gobbler...
Leffanta Avatar
November 22, 2020 at 10:56 AM
Clever girl! Eye contact makes all the difference! Aloha! Rico
Krutsinger Avatar
November 21, 2020 at 4:27 PM
That would be pretty disconcerting Ilene.
Allison Avatar
November 21, 2020 at 3:41 PM
you made me smile especially as i am not a fan of turkey:-) the only turkey around his trump lol love this one Ilene:-) hugs jan xx
Logan Avatar
November 21, 2020 at 1:01 PM
Terrific...unless he saves that pardon for himself. Lol nice write, Ilene.
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