Omelette Poems - Poems about Omelette

... Flackmoth chuckles when he hears chickens have neither teeth nor ears. Nothing strange about that, he said? “I’m nearly deaf now and in a few years I expect no tooth left in my head. Deaf ......Read the rest...

...Truly those days were fun, Little children playing each, With a fine decorated toy gun, Life was serious yet catchy; And we were easily convinced ‘ Sit back, I will buy you Akara’, Was enough t......Read the rest...

... The fire encircled by red Adirondacks A ham and cheese omelette full of protein packs Glacier remnants the shoreline stacks Crimson turns; the once green Sumac's In the Ojibwe lands no f......Read the rest...

...I had a tasty cock-a-doodle stew Now I crow at dawn as cockerels do I pulled a sweet hen And now and again We dine on an omelette made for two.......Read the rest...

...RIDS OF RIDIC RIDDLES Delusional convo with the inanimates; February bragged none of us is his mate ¹and asked, "What month of the year has 28 days?" -"All of them." I replied with a smirk on ......Read the rest...

...Like an omelette I am cheesy and I tell some hammy jokes When I flip it to the punchline I don't always land the yolks I scramble at the thought of keeping it farm fresh Cracking under pressure ......Read the rest...

...The world is my oyster I've heard it said Not a fan of oysters how about chocolate instead Or delicious french fries smothered in ketchup For an omelette with home fries, early I'd get u......Read the rest...

...i make myself a mexican pizza i make myself a mexican omelette i make myself some frijoles charros con queso i make myself some taquitos extra stuffed i get two bottled waters ice cold out of the......Read the rest...

...Pursuit for elusive prey teases yours truly into treacherous catacombs dangerous mentally challenging pitfalls, sets small hairs of back on camp creeks edge of night, where dark shadows evo......Read the rest...

...Gran glared at the general. ‘So tell me where we’re at What’s a chicken got to do with me and Nitro Cat?’ ‘That chicken,’ said the general, ‘has laid a special egg It’s got a micro chip in it, I’m......Read the rest...

...When the president said ‘misunderestimated’ Everybody wondered, ‘was he ever educated’ But I forgive him that, for the thing that makes me ‘EEK!’ Is the mad proliferation of Corporation Speak… ......Read the rest...

...I’ve been trying to have a conversation. Just to get a little piece of mind. These drugs giving me a sensation. Dying slow, but I’m feeling just fine. Too bright in here, my pupils dilated. Shad......Read the rest...

...Having been brought up in the country we had a dog, cats, and hut full of hens my job was collecting eggs each day not realizing these hens would be friends The first thing I tried to make wou......Read the rest...

...A tomato Video Conversation with an omelette you can, if it is filled with tomatoes. Apparently, trees talk to flowers a tomato soaks up this information gives it to us when we eat one. After g......Read the rest...

...Enjoy the quiet. Embrace the noise. The tiger waits, Alert and poised. Look under the carpet. Check under the rug. Spray the stain. Squash the bug. Leave it alone. Take care of it. Do s......Read the rest...