Morons Poems - Poems about Morons

At the auction house, I wandered Through the rooms where, on display, Were the artworks to be sold to those Who can afford to pay. One that made me laugh by Banksy, Whose identity’s unknown, Was a screen print titled “Morons,” Which somebody soon will own. It depicts a fancy auction, Based on one that sold Van Gogh, But instead of flowers in a frame, A...

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Encountered some drivers In a mall parking lot Absolutely blew my li'l ole mind Rude and obnoxious Only way to describe 'em What's with this self absorbed kind Seems so damn important To always be first Are there no more “courteous” drivers Have they gone with hoop skirts And Saddle Boots Happy to say I'm a survivor It's much like a war zone As they race for...

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Surrounded by talking morons Incessant talkers Who have nothing to say Yet do nothing but speak and speak and speak and speak and speak and speak I roll my eyes inside my head as they yap Communing secretly with another silent one Wondering if she is on the same wavelength I laugh when she rolls her eyes, on the outside where I can see Matter...

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Trump Morons for Mates Horn Haiku Saw Trump in the States, Speeding on some roller skates, With morons for mates. Jim Horn...

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Smoke drifts from the smokestacks On dark and gloomy days Just before the first rains of Summer Crates are collected and stacked And thrown onto the conveyor belt So they may disappear into the fortress A robot sings songs of yesteryear And humans simply stand by and observe Give these jeering men some credits Lest they starve without work With their blossoming bellies But they sure...

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Trump Morons Did Defeat Every time when Trump tried to meet, With moron supporters being discrete; Caste in stone; Leave alone; All of us in fall Democrats will defeat. Jim Horn...

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They complain about obesity, And they complain about starvation, They say that bigger’s always better! So what's so bad about inflation? Be who you are, you’re beautiful, We want you to be seen! Wait nevermind, we take that back, You need some Maybelline! Actually, we just don’t care, It doesn’t matter how you look, Because you hide behind the internet, Your face is now facebook! Every human...

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Senses defeated by the defile of insensible Who stepped in with motives ostensible To take pledge upon our platform honorable, With list full of agenda for power extensible! Frustrations of the mass just regrettable Living consequences of action abominable. Who to address in this moment insufferable? Dictatorship in democracy, how deplorable! Where to turn for their decisions reprovable? How to make those imposed...

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Each animal was brought in and penned, and then the poor thing cornered Then in any barbaric way they so choose the animals are then slaughtered And are as cut up, packed, and sold, to feed all of your sons and daughters While the rest of us all turn a blind eye; when really, we should...

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In my global village, Oxy, where folks live all alone, There’s lots of open secrets, for secrets are well-known! Fairly dark alien residents live with us above ground. A dull roar or deafening silence you hear when they’re around. In mobile homes, alone together, some big babies live, hanging out with old boys. Head butts they like to give! An idiot...

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Encountered some drivers In a mall parking lot Absolutely blew my li'l ole mind Rude and obnoxious Only way to describe 'em What's with this self absorbed kind Seems so damn important To always be first Are there no more “courteous” drivers Are they gone with hoop skirts And Saddle Shoes Happy to say I'm a survivor It's much like a war zone As they race for...

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we are being judged by bleeping morons whose judgments lie somewhere between more and on...

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Television is such a bore. If anything that kills brain cells The TV is the number one Cause of permanent brain damage. Between the ridiculously Lengthy commercials, reruns and The misnomer: “situation Comedy” with its canned laughter, A viewers IQ can drop five Points, perhaps more after sixty Minutes of exposure, truly! We have all become a nation Of clones: It tells us what to buy, What’s best...

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