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Morons

At the auction house, I wandered
Through the rooms where, on display,
Were the artworks to be sold to those
Who can afford to pay.

One that made me laugh by Banksy,
Whose identity’s unknown,
Was a screen print titled “Morons,”
Which somebody soon will own.

It depicts a fancy auction,
Based on one that sold Van Gogh,
But instead of flowers in a frame,
A

Categories: morons, art,
Form: Rhyme

Parking Lot Morons

Encountered some drivers
In a mall parking lot
Absolutely blew my li'l ole mind
Rude and obnoxious
Only way to describe 'em 
What's with this self absorbed kind

Seems so damn important
To always be first
Are there no more “courteous” drivers
Have they gone with hoop skirts
And Saddle Boots
Happy to say I'm a survivor

It's much like a war zone
As they race for

Categories: morons, rude,
Form: Rhyme

Surrounded By Talking Morons

Surrounded by talking morons
Incessant talkers
Who have nothing to say
Yet do nothing but speak
and speak and speak
and speak and speak and speak

I roll my eyes inside my head as they yap
Communing secretly with another silent one
Wondering if she is on the same wavelength
I laugh when she rolls her eyes, on the outside where I can see
Matter

Categories: morons, friend, work,
Form: Prose Poetry

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Trump Morons For Mates Horn Haiku

Trump Morons for Mates Horn Haiku

Saw Trump in the States,
Speeding on some roller skates,
With morons for mates.

Jim Horn

Categories: morons, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku

Morons Are Governing Again

Smoke drifts from the smokestacks
On dark and gloomy days
Just before the first rains of Summer
Crates are collected and stacked
And thrown onto the conveyor belt
So they may disappear into the fortress

A robot sings songs of yesteryear
And humans simply stand by and observe
Give these jeering men some credits
Lest they starve without work
With their blossoming bellies
But they sure

Categories: morons, america, betrayal, conflict, political,
Form: Free verse

Trump Morons Did Defeat

Trump Morons Did Defeat

Every time when Trump tried to meet,
With moron supporters being discrete;
Caste in stone;
Leave alone;
All of us in fall Democrats will defeat.

Jim Horn

Categories: morons, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Oxy Morons

They complain about obesity,
And they complain about starvation,
They say that bigger’s always better!
So what's so bad about inflation?

Be who you are, you’re beautiful,
We want you to be seen!
Wait nevermind, we take that back,
You need some Maybelline!

Actually, we just don’t care,
It doesn’t matter how you look,
Because you hide behind the internet,
Your face is now facebook!

Every human

Categories: morons, confusion, corruption, humanity, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Rules of the Morons

Senses defeated by the defile of insensible

Who stepped in with motives ostensible 

To take pledge upon our platform honorable,

With list full of agenda for power extensible!

Frustrations of the mass just regrettable

Living consequences of action abominable.

Who to address in this moment insufferable?

Dictatorship in democracy, how deplorable!

Where to turn for their decisions reprovable?

How to make those imposed

Categories: morons, abuse, anger, betrayal, political,
Form: Monorhyme

You Mad Meat Eating Morons

Each animal was brought in and penned, and then the poor thing cornered 
Then in any barbaric way they so choose the animals are then slaughtered

And are as cut up, packed, and sold, to feed all of your sons and daughters 
While the rest of us all turn a blind eye; when really, we should

Categories: morons, betrayal,
Form: Couplet

I Live With Oxy Morons

In my global village, Oxy, where folks live all alone,
There’s lots of open secrets, for secrets are well-known!

Fairly dark alien residents live with us above ground.
A dull roar or deafening silence you hear when they’re around.

In mobile homes, alone together, some big babies live,
hanging out with old boys. Head butts they like to give!

An idiot

Categories: morons, humorous,
Form: Couplet

Parking Lot Morons

Encountered some drivers
In a mall parking lot
Absolutely blew my li'l ole mind
Rude and obnoxious
Only way to describe 'em 
What's with this self absorbed kind

Seems so damn important
To always be first
Are there no more “courteous” drivers
Are they gone with hoop skirts
And Saddle Shoes
Happy to say I'm a survivor

It's much like a war zone
As they race for

Categories: morons, anger,
Form: Quatrain

We Are Being Judged By Bleeping Morons

we are being judged       
by bleeping morons 
whose judgments
lie somewhere 
between
more 
and 
on

Categories: morons, art, history, life,
Form: Blank verse

Manna For Morons

Television is such a bore.
If anything that kills brain cells
The TV is the number one
Cause of permanent brain damage.
Between the ridiculously
Lengthy commercials, reruns and
The misnomer: “situation
Comedy” with its canned laughter,
A viewers IQ can drop five
Points, perhaps more after sixty
Minutes of exposure, truly!
We have all become a nation
Of clones: It tells us what to buy,
What’s best

Categories: morons, parody
Form: Haiku