Parking Lot Morons

Encountered some drivers In a mall parking lot Absolutely blew my li'l ole mind Rude and obnoxious Only way to describe 'em What's with this self absorbed kind Seems so damn important To always be first Are there no more “courteous” drivers Have they gone with hoop skirts And Saddle Boots Happy to say I'm a survivor It's much like a war zone As they race for a space What's happened, where's chivalry gone People on crutches Men stooped over Fair game for this bunch of morons I'll get off my soapbox Attempt to mellow out What I saw was beyond comprehension If I used foul language I'd be just like them Must be living in different dimension
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Lawless Avatar
May 27, 2022 at 5:29 PM
Well Jack, in this day and age "ya can't call a duck, a duck".
Ellison Avatar
May 28, 2022 at 4:35 AM
Disgusting behaviour!!! A duck is a duck worldwide! Cheers my friend!
Hankins Avatar
May 27, 2022 at 8:35 AM
And, Jack, a mall parking lot is the last place I'd go to find sane, courteous drivers. It seems it's every man/woman for him/herself. Oh, I hate to go to malls!
Ellison Avatar
May 27, 2022 at 9:35 AM
I'm not a mall goer any more... I'm restricted to a walker now! Can't drive now! Oh well life has been a blast!!! Have a happy day my friend!
Cunningham Avatar
May 27, 2022 at 6:28 AM
Some folks are so selfish only thinking of themselves and no one else. Well said Jack. Tom
Ellison Avatar
May 27, 2022 at 6:35 AM
Most people are courteous I would say but there are those and I think you know the ones I'm talking about! SELFISH!!!!!
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