Mayor Poems - Poems about Mayor

The mayor’s been indicted And they’re searching through his things To uncover proof that he deserves The boot this often brings. I live near Gracie Mansion; The surrounding streets are lined With police cars and the vans of press, Arrest on every mind. I don’t know if he’s guilty, Though his circle’s shrinking fast, But I’m pretty sure our time as neighbors Isn’t gonna last. ...

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To every one of My loyal subjects I greet you with good news today I'm back on track There's no turning back It's full steam ahead I say! To my loyal supporters You'll be happy to know There'll be no more breaks in the action I'm on top of my game I'm cookin' again Much to my satisfaction! Gonna try extra hard Gonna give it my best...

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Shotguns for blood search Of all places a church: Not Muslims for Jihad; Christians who the guts had… Christ they know like priests But this murder makes the feats. Some ten million to share After a job just unfair, Each three million dollars, Soon their shirts gold collars… For ten years now Mayor, James gone for last prayer: His worth. The Betrayer Through one Michael Heyer....

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Green means Stop Red means Go Welcome to Chicago!...

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Everyone's talking about crime these days So few police, it seems thuggery pays No hotter topics than murder or theft No matter your politics be right or left Though in Chicago one issue's strictly off-limits for talking heads Mayoral...

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Lightfoot's Mayor job, let's not interrupt Removing her from office, too abrupt ~ Forget the lockdowns and crime Schools half-empty all the time ~ Truth is, she's not sufficiently corrupt...

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The sun rose in the east creating a bright orange hue Tom lay in his bunk thinking, can it really be true? The good townsfolk had agreed Tom was a key player And decided that Soup Creek needed him as the mayor. The swearing in ceremony was due to take place at noon And what better place to hold...

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He never liked "Bob" - now a success So Robert Croslin he is Raise in Baltimore ("projects") His mom (Aurelia) is grandma to my kids His only son, a lawyer in DC In his own right, now elected Mayor of Hyattsville! (Praise God) Once, my "good" eye-doctors place Where I volunteered for its Literacy Council Memories of Library, churches, New Year breakfasts! A liveable community,...

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The mayor wakes us up at six to tell us we're to noise What garbage trucks and City Shmucks are paid to be as toys To keep us all from sleeping well and get us angry for it And make our neighbor think it's Hell and swear at us just for it To tell us all we don't deserve the better part of life When...

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The most corrupt official around was replaced by a young basset hound Now mayor of Butte he's tough and he's cute barking decisions both honest and sound...

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Mayor Cat held the alley in high regard. He rarely went out, it was bizarre in the yard. Hey Grandpa! One of the disrespectful said. Maybe you’ll fall out of the window and land on your head! His grandmother cat boxed that Tom’s ears so hard. We could hear his dendrites knocking all over the yard. He had to apologize to...

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The most corrupt official around was replaced by a young basset hound ...

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On The Payroll of Hillburn City New Mexico David J Walker Imagine That such a lonely city Ever existed Placed in the middle of two nowhere Not worth mentioning A single building The gathering spot for Farmers wives far too Busy to drive to either of the distant small towns for Coffee, Cigarettes Milk and bread Old cold cuts Maybe out of date And the...

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Seven applied for the position of traveling mayor. Glorious sunrise shined upon the eager new applicants. Welcome splurge of information came forth rather quickly. We appoint watchers to take notes on contenders. Spit dribble out of a mouth twice –ugh! The concept of napkin never entered his mind? A divorce does not affect your chances anymore. The highway of life is...

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The mayor of the city of Syracuse Was widely known as a nasty old recluse He absconded with some funds, Along with cloistered nuns And announced that he had a sacred excuse. July 3, 2021 The nasty mayor led the nuns astray Insisting on having his way each day They prayed for some divine help To stop him helping himself Mayor lost ardour and drove...

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