Best Mayor Poems

The sun rose in the east creating a bright orange hue
Tom lay in his bunk thinking, can it really be true? 
The good townsfolk had agreed Tom was a key player
And decided that Soup Creek needed him as the mayor.

The swearing in ceremony was due...

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To every one of 
My loyal subjects
I greet you with good news today
I'm back on track
There's no turning back
It's full steam ahead I say!

To my loyal supporters
You'll be happy to know
There'll be no more breaks in the action
I'm on top of my game
I'm cookin' again
Much...

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Our youth needed,and got a "Hero",in "The summer of 2014,15,16,17,and 18.Our youth needed and got jobs for those summers to help them fortify there dignity,and self esteem!The youths ages were 21 down to the age of 16. Our youth will grow to be good contributing...

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ARTE MAYOR*: Neither Cricket nor Football

Is this the way to prop A-first
Sock not oval ball overhead
Slam not round ball with drumstick dead
Cut not corporate tax: the worst
Hundred millions sweat till tv burst
Swamp Super Bowl cheer-leaders' tights
The day England scorned Wales' rights*
Would arméd football rugby durst

Catch...

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The content of "The Character of "The Two Greatest Mayors of Louisville Kentucky: Gregory Fischer,and Jerry E. Abramson. Here is "The Content of there combined "Character"!  They both realize the "Truth".Here it is!! The pleasure of Love is in Loving. They realize that all...

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He never liked "Bob" - now a success
So Robert Croslin he is
Raise in Baltimore ("projects")
His mom (Aurelia) is grandma to my kids
His only son, a lawyer in DC
In his own right, now elected
Mayor of Hyattsville! (Praise God)
Once, my "good" eye-doctors place
Where I volunteered for its...

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The Binger streets are empty,
The Mayor’s mansion sits alone.
When God remembered Thy son,
He summoned Big H home.

His giving heart stopped beating,
Within an April day.
His memories continue on,
For hmmm...is what he’d say.

For the spirit of his giving,
Was the community’s best ally.
Then God requested his council,
For the...

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Everyone's talking about crime these days
     So few police, it seems thuggery pays

   No hotter topics than murder or theft
     No matter your politics be right or left

   Though in Chicago one issue's...

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The most corrupt official around
was replaced by a young basset hound
Now mayor of Butte
he's tough and he's cute
barking decisions both honest and sound...

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The store stayed open
and scared the mayor
making her cry for help.

The policemen came
and fined the store
stopping the sale of kelp.

Now the mayor is happy
and the police been paid
while the councilmen bask in their power.

And the money's changed hands
for the politicians to spend
while the mayor gets...

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New York’s lost an icon
Who was in your face and brash.
He always spoke his mind and thus,
With many he did clash.

A three-term mayor with a bridge
That’s honored with his name,
His trademark “How’m I doin?”
Vaulted him to fame.

He never lived in Gracie Mansion,
Long a mayor’s goal,
Instead...

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The mayor of the city of Syracuse
Was widely known as a nasty old recluse
He absconded with some funds,
Along with cloistered nuns
And announced that he had a sacred excuse.

July 3, 2021

The nasty mayor led the nuns astray
Insisting on having his way each day
They prayed for some...

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Green means Stop

       Red means Go

     Welcome to Chicago!...

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Way before the Mayor died,
He planned out to a T
Exactly what the wording on
His tombstone ought to be.

The only items missing
Were his dates of birth and death,
Considering he didn’t know
When he’d draw his last breath.

But when he died, the headstone carver
Made a little goof,
And only...

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Everett Washington Mayor, Cassie Franklin. Is having the Everett Police Department interning our homeless population in our Angel of the Winds Arena. Having them tested for the Coronavirus (COVID-19).  If they have tested negative they will be released.  If they have tested positive,...

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