Short Mayor Poems
Short Mayor Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mayor by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mayor by length and keyword.
Now Taking Submissions For a 'Welcome Sign' Signed By a New Mayor
Green means Stop
Red means Go
Welcome to Chicago!...
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Categories:
mayor, chicago, corruption, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Big One
mayor jake godbold
when the tide has changed to us
i will let go then...
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Categories:
mayor, art,
Form:
Haiku
Say a Prayer
Buffalo just elected a socialist mayor
For her residents, say a prayer...
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Categories:
mayor, city, power, prayer,
Form:
Couplet
Big City Mayor
he's tall
and ball
but wall
for all
just call
and he will be
there to hear
our
big city mayor...
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Categories:
mayor, confusion,
Form:
Light Verse
Pollyanna For Mayor
Pollyanna plays the 'Glad Game'
City government, the 'Sad Game'
Pollyanna for Mayor
That's my prayer...
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Categories:
mayor, happiness, prayer,
Form:
Couplet
Dreams of Adulation
Mayor Lori Lightfoot's
Hopes turned into soot
Her dreams of adulation
Metamorphed to detestation...
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Categories:
mayor, change, chicago, loss, political, sad,
Form:
Clerihew
The Door To Education
Public schools closing again
Teachers abandon the halls
Slamming the door on education
Mayor, just fire them all...
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Categories:
mayor, education, school, teacher,
Form:
Rhyme
I Feel To Vomit
I feel to vomit
Rushed to the hospital
The output is full of blood
But it is a rare group
Not of mine
The same group of our Mayor...
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Categories:
mayor, life,
Form:
Light Verse
Toast
Our Mayor begged and he pleaded
But he never once succeeded
He thinks he's so grand
But can't understand
Our Baker wants to feel kneaded...
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Categories:
mayor, feelings, food, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Crowning Glory
Mr Randolph Pomfrey Brown
Was the mayor of his town
He thought he was posh
Until a man with a cosh
Knocked off Mayor Pomrey Brown's crown...
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Categories:
mayor, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Where 2 Now
After a bout of French kissing
Soup Creek's Mayor has gone missing
But a whippoorwill
Reports from Boot Hill
The Marmite Man has gone fishing...
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Categories:
mayor, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Over Regulation In New York
His tendency to overregulate
New York sites, they rehabilitate,
Comes down from the mayor
A quick money player
Makes some of us want to regurgitate...
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Categories:
mayor, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Limerick
Ladies Last
The ladies stood in a long queue
The mayor thought they might sue
With their knees together
In all kinds of weather
They await their turn in the loo...
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Categories:
mayor, culture, discrimination, gender, health, international, life, women,
Form:
Limerick
Basset Hound Mayor
The most corrupt official around
was replaced by a young basset hound
Now mayor of Butte
he's tough and he's cute
barking decisions both honest and sound...
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Categories:
mayor, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Seattleites
the mayor told the police to retreat
a chop zone was born on the breech
in such a very short time
there were dozens of crimes
Seattleites deserve an apology...
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Categories:
mayor, people,
Form:
Limerick
Meet the Lightfoots
Gorden Lightfoot sang of a sinking ship
that mother superior never forgets
Lori Lightfoot is mayor
to a city of slayers
her political bow is starting to list...
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Categories:
mayor, chicago, song,
Form:
Limerick
Mayor Mcduck
Mayor McDuck is a major sham
Comes on really strong, “I am! I am!”
Puts up a great front
Some think it's a stunt
Needs to be driven around in a pram...
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Categories:
mayor, funny,
Form:
Limerick
New Year
At 12:00 it struck, brining in the New Year
With so many people it was a fear
With no masks on at all
The mayor made a quick call
To cancel this year, until next year...
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Categories:
mayor, holiday, new years day,
Form:
Limerick
Lori Whitefoot
the death index is at a Chi-town high
while Mayor Lightfoot stands idly by
she refused to hold court
with Caucasian reporters
stomping white folk while black people die...
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Categories:
mayor, black african american, racism,
Form:
Light Verse
Driving Home Woody
Everyone seems ashamed of their nudity
I blame it all on the mayor of prudity
BUTT if she weren't so plump
she'd be flashing more rump
and more men would be driving home woody...
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Categories:
mayor, appreciation, clothes, french, nostalgia, passion,
Form:
Limerick
City of My Mind
City of my mind
I am mayor of this land
It's all built by me.
(January 18, 2011 Wausau, Wisconsin)
(c) Copyright 2011 by Christine A Kysely, All Rights Reserved...
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Categories:
mayor, introspection, life
Form:
Senryu
Surprise -- Not Quite As Advertised
For Mayor, Chicago voted for a former teacher
What'd they get ~ a revival preacher
As advertised Brandon Johnson's socialistic
Turns out, he's also spiritualistic...
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Categories:
mayor, chicago, leadership, political, religious, spiritual,
Form:
Epigram
Ex-Mayor Jayne Byrne
Former Mayor of Chicago, Ms. Jayne Byrne
about mood swings and temper tantrums had what to learn
To differentiate her from the Panama Canal
Ask yourself which
~ One of them was a busy ditch...
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Categories:
mayor, analogy, emotions, word play,
Form:
Clerihew
Chicago, Good Lord
~Chicago, Good Lord~
Since July 1st., Chicago had 34 people
dead, shot down!
Today, the new Mayor had the nerve to
refer to the Chief of Police as a "clown?"
July 25, 2019
6:30pm PST...
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Categories:
mayor, chicago,
Form:
Couplet
Lightfoot For Mayor of Chicago Again
Lightfoot's Mayor job, let's not interrupt
Removing her from office, too abrupt ~
Forget the lockdowns and crime
Schools half-empty all the time ~
Truth is, she's not sufficiently corrupt...
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Categories:
mayor, chicago, corruption, irony, political,
Form:
Limerick