fake review
...Fake reviews
In 1963, I ate lunch at Andrea’s café,
her food was wonderful
I advised mariners to go for a visit
and be welcomed by a true lady.
I now learned that unsolicited reviews
are...
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, absence, age, children, dance,
Form: Blank verse
Margaret Thatcher
...Margaret Thatcher
thought no one could match her.
Her hair was laquered, never a mess;
she bought her knickers from M&S.
She did as she wanted to do -
and love her or hate her it's true -
sh...
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, political,
Form: Clerihew
Pearl of the Orient
...See Saw, Margery Daw,
Marguerite - a pearl of a name…
stateswoman, socialite, singer?
No, a servant, soldier, and spy.
Could she be a latent
Margaret Thatcher?
No she's clearly a servant,
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, 11th grade, books, war,
Form: Free verse
Satisfaction
...You’ve come out this evening
For a wee, delicious bite
Drink fine wine, meet new friends
Your expectation? A fabulous night
Our farm is Vergenoegd Löw
It’s an interesting, unusual designatio...
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, drink, fun, wine,
Form: Rhyme
Before
...Before
Before the world was made from space
Before the creation of the human race
Before the planting of the very first seed
There was the emotion of Love and the concept of need
Before the ...
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, 12th grade, appreciation, art,
Form: Rhyme
Three Sins
...Politics, sport and religion, I refused in public to debate
But now that I am Late
I never rated Mohammed Ali as the greatest pugalist
Admittingly he could swing a good fist
Margaret Thatcher as...
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, absence,
Form: Epitaph
Margaret Thatcher - the 'Iron Lady'
...Politician Margaret Thatcher
No man could match her
First lady Prime Minister at number ten
It had always been a man till then!
Clerihew Contest
Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich
She...
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, humorous, political, power, woman,
Form: Clerihew
Did Discover That Trump Is Diabolic and More
...Did Discover That Trump Is Diabolic
We did discover Trump was diabolic;
Symbolic of problem that is Systolic;
Does need some stroll,
Through weight control;
Way above head becoming psychotic.
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Naked Zombie and the Telephone
...I want to jump through my skin
from the pages of print and have intercourse with you
my mind is off on an even keel
the unfolding of hands
at the diner at noon the slippery spoon
you want to imp...
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, anxiety, art,
Form: Free verse
Good and Bad Vs Right and Wrong
...GOOD LITTLE GIRLS
DO AS THEY'RE TOLD
OBEY ALL THE LAWS
UNTIL THEY GROW OLD
BAD LITTLE GIRLS
DO AS THEY PLEASE
LET DOWN THEIR HAIR
AND RUN WITH THE BREEZE
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
BETWE...
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, character, confidence, hero, history,
Form: Rhyme
Pol'Tics Three - Debatable
...“Margaret Thatcher you ain’t!”
“You ain’t old Reagan in paint!”
slinging mud
with a thud
terrible taunts tossed to taint...
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, nonsense, political,
Form: Limerick
The Call of the Alpha Male
...Robin Hood, man in tights
Julius Caesar, might makes right
Alexander, called "the Great"
Sitting Bull, righteous hate
Robert the Bruce, Attila the Hun
Charlemagne, Napoleon
Hear the c...
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, funny, hero, humorous, men,
Form: Light Verse
Open Letter To a Tory Minister's Wife - From One Wife To Another - Part 4
...(Part 4 of 5)
When do the children come home from school?
Oh that’s a spot of luck I have a shopping trip with the girls planned
That I want to get under my belt
Before half-term when we holiday...
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, betrayal, political,
Form: Rhyme
Two Deaths
...Margaret Thatcher died
And so did Mouseketeer Annette.
Just one of them is somebody
I never could forget.
For she was part of childhood,
In my home, just like a friend,
Until she disappeared
When Mi...
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, death, people,
Form: Rhyme
The Demise of Lady Mt
...The Demise of MT
Margaret Thatcher is dead
But her legacy lives on.
She went to world against
The working classes
And won
She was a visionary of evil
And her message of hate
Prevails.
A strong...
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Categories:
margaret thatcher, political,
Form: Blank verse
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