Maitre D Poems - Poems about Maitre D

...Don’t have to walk the dog Or let the cat out Don’t matter If the seats left up or down I always know Who farted Still ask Why are “we” Watching this Still check the mail Mr. Edison Write......

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...Has anyone seen a heart, looking for its owner? lost mine short while ago jilted in the third row before the finale notch seven, her tally Has anyone found a heart? Surely no one wants two......

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...My Dear My Pretty Polly Oh My Maître d' Serves you A Fine English 'Iced tea Herbal tea Builders tea ' She is your Maître d'  "Lemon tea Jasmine tea Fusion tea " My Dear ......

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...We set sail as Reggae music played out on the Lido. Our first night was casual; no need for tuxedo. We could eat a pizza by the Windows On the Sea or go beneath and dine on shrimp and meet the mai......

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...H e ' s r e a l l y Nowhere, man— Living life Sans plans Stuck on roads Kicking cans Buying time H e ' s r e a l l y Nowhere, see— Used to be A maitre d' For a cruise ship On th......

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...This is a Rondine in pentameter Never say never my darling Betty. I think past sweet words have been a good start and know they’re ingress to a woman’s heart Would you like to rest on this sof......

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...Impromptu early dinner Before party crowds arrive December festive décor Christmas carols in the air Far from holiday shopping madness Dining halls extremely peaceful All truly mesmerizing and ......

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... There are so many talented poetesses and poets waiting patiently in the long PSoup line Each got an able, ready pen in their hand, and some expressive, creative thoughts in their head ......

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...You incite me You're exciting Are you providing a sheltered love? No objection I need your thoughtful care I enjoy you more and more each day Delicious affection a heavenly constellation Co......

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... You know him This man you never met You know him You've seen that walk before, the cool, confident stride You've seen that smile before, perfect white teeth wit......

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...Gardens – After Dark Buddha sits stoically observing his garden. The Gnomes snore as the Fairies toss and turn asleep on the soft petals of flowers. The impish Pixies party with the flashy fir......

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...Written By: D. Collins 12/1/15 Love don’t sweat in rain, sleet, or snow. It’ cool, calm, and collected in dealing with foes. It doesn’t worry. God gi......

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...the noose around my neck only a little colorful scarf on my last day as a slave to the chefs always screaming their short comings as it's never the fault of the pressure cooker of the kitchen t......

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...The Pilgrim told the Maitre d I’ve had too much, no more for me The food was great, the fruit was ripe I’ll take a hit off of that pipe “I’d like to dance”, said the Indian girl The lad was sh......

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...The mouse lives a simple life Eating out for free 'The a la carte menu please' He tells the maitre d He orders chocolate biscuits Some tasty dried fruit too And you know when he's about By t......

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